2006-06-27 19:24:31 · 11 answers · asked by brakedown61301 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well, Woodchucks can chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. So in reason if a woodchuck could chuck 35 cubic feet of dirt he could chuck an equivalence of 700 pounds of wood. In a more logical sense I believe that if the woodchuck chucked the amount of wood that she sells seashells on the seashore divided by how many pickles Peter Piper picks would give us the true answer.
2006-07-03 21:29:14 · answer #1 · answered by Wolfie 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I answered this before. He'd chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could, if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
2006-06-27 19:31:37 · answer #2 · answered by oldman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If a wood chuck could chuck wood it would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck.
2006-06-27 19:32:27 · answer #3 · answered by Francisco F 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
2006-06-27 20:34:33 · answer #4 · answered by LunaChic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You asked us wrong! It goes like this:
How much wood would a wood truck chuck if a wood truck could chuck? lol
2006-06-27 19:38:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If a wood chuck could chuck wood, I would hope he could chuck plenty of wood and pile it up in my back yard for my wood stove...and if he couldn't ...perhaps he would make a nice stew...lol..
2006-06-27 19:35:18 · answer #6 · answered by Ms Fortune 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey, cool!
he would chuch a chuckful if a wood chuck could chuck, there that was eeeeeeeeeeeasy
2006-06-27 19:36:08 · answer #7 · answered by lupus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A chuck load full
2006-06-27 19:27:30 · answer #8 · answered by LORD Z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all the wood present
2006-06-27 19:31:17 · answer #9 · answered by Hermione 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a life.
2006-06-27 20:24:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋