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to prove to u that i hate everyone equally I'm going to bust on every one.
what is long black and sweaty? the unemployment line.
why don't Mexicans have bbq's? The beans fall through the grill.
who is the best Jewish cook? Hitler
two Iraqi moms were eating dinner together remembering there children. 1 mom said i have 3 kids that have died for the jihad. the other mom said i also have to kids that have died for the jihad. The other mom replies (they blow up so quickly don't they)

2006-06-27 18:48:52 · 19 answers · asked by perfect_demise 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

New law passed in arkansas. If you devorce your wife........she is still your sister.
How long does it take a black girl to take a ****? 9 months
Why dont they have the olympics in mexico? Cuz eveyone that can run jump or swim is already here!
how do you get 20 jews in a small car? 2 in front 3 in back and the rest in the ash trey.

2006-06-27 18:57:35 · update #1

19 answers

I got the ACUM answer, thanks... it was a tough one :)

PS. I can't contact you because I keep getting a message saying that yahoo couldnt confirm your email

2006-06-27 20:53:40 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 1 0

Good ones. How about this though.
What do you call it when a white guy is pushing a car? He ran out of Gas. What do you call it when a mexican is pushing a car? Grand theft Auto.

What does Michael Jackson and Cavier have in common?
They both come on little white Crackers.

2006-06-27 18:54:13 · answer #2 · answered by deputy0216 2 · 0 0

funny..you got more? Mexicans cannot have checking accounts because its hard to spray paint their names on the checks. How many blacks does it take to tar a roof??....12, if you slice them up just right... Whats the difference between Karate and Judo?? Karate is a form of self-defence and Judo is what bagels are made out of...(jew dough). What is a fat chinese guy called?...a chunk.

2006-06-27 18:50:37 · answer #3 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0 0

lady is going to Dr's with a topic.Dr says undress and lay on bench,he seems and sees that she has 3 F***ys.are you able to help me she asks.Dr is going to cupboard and receives some duck tape,tares off 2 products and covers the exterior ones.Will that treatment me she asks,no replies the dr,notwithstanding it is going to end you getting f***ed left,proper and centre.

2016-11-29 21:10:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Dang u do hate almost everyone, but there r more than 3 races.

2006-06-27 18:52:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You are so over weight.........
you have more Chins than the Chinese Phone Book

2006-06-27 18:54:12 · answer #6 · answered by chairbinder 4 · 0 0

Hey this guy is good.
The only question is what race is he?

2006-06-27 19:21:03 · answer #7 · answered by justthe2ofusjs 1 · 0 0

What no red neck jokes!

2006-06-27 18:50:32 · answer #8 · answered by Retarded Dave 5 · 0 0

Ha, Ha, Ha... great humor. Keep em coming!!

2006-06-27 18:52:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

nice

2006-06-27 18:55:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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