Jokes & Riddles - June 2006

2006-06-28 09:15:51 · 21 answers · asked by newburg_2_fine 3

2006-06-28 09:14:50 · 19 answers · asked by wwechick28 2

I live in the Universe.
I have a massive body.
I am beautiful.
I come in a bunch of different colors.
I'm lightyears away...
What am I?

Be the first to get this riddle right and get 10 points!!!

2006-06-28 09:12:11 · 13 answers · asked by brother from QG 3

A man hangs himself from the center of the barn. The walls are 16 feet away from the center of the barn. The barn is empty of ladders, buckets, etc. and no one was around at the time of his death, it was proven. How did he hang himself?

2006-06-28 09:07:22 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

"This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it! In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out! Try to do so without any coaching!"

(maybe a Neopets thing and maybe not)

2006-06-28 08:28:38 · 21 answers · asked by Scha 3

2006-06-28 08:16:23 · 40 answers · asked by okronbon 3

It can be either the funniest or most embarassing moment that has ever happened to you. The best wins!

2006-06-28 08:14:52 · 7 answers · asked by vannahsings 1

Here is a riddle and I made it up so its hard unless you watch a ton of TV

-My name is a flower
-I die in the last episode
- Its a telivision series
- Its a children's series
-I am not human
-Infact, I'm an animal
-Its a fiction series with talking rodents

Who Am I??

If more than 1 person answer who I am correctly then they have to say what TV series I am in, who killed me, and how!

2006-06-28 07:49:29 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

I like those "annoying things to do in an elevator. " got any good ones?

2006-06-28 07:35:33 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-28 07:25:41 · 27 answers · asked by me 1

Just imagine what happens when u click the "report abuse" button. Some ... one receives an e-mail containing ur complain, then clicks on that complain, reads, laughs and then delets the complain and goes on listening launchcast radio on the mess thinking "i should ask 4 a raise".

2006-06-28 07:23:46 · 9 answers · asked by James Blond 4

Q.-What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

A.-Christopher Walken!!

So what did you think? I know, I know, It's kinda cruel but it's still so funny! And please be my guest to share any other jokes to make me laugh. C'MON...GIVE IT YOUR BEST SHOT!

2006-06-28 07:17:26 · 7 answers · asked by foxi_brown_eyes 3

Person #1: If a friend invited you on a camping trip, and you woke up the next morning and your friend was gone and your butt hole was REALLY sore and you had lube all over your @ss, would you tell anyone?
Person #2: ..... I guess not.
Person #1: ....Wanna go on a camping trip?

2006-06-28 07:13:05 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous

A rope walks into a bar and orders a drink.
The bar tender asks " Are you a rope"?
The rope answers " Why yes I am".
"Sorry! we don't serve ropes". says the bar tender
So, the rope leaves and ties himself into a knot, then frays his ends. He walks back into the bar and orders a drink.
The bar tender asks " Are you a rope"?
The rope says " Sorry, I'm a frayed knot"

So what do you think?

2006-06-28 07:01:50 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous

1: Here comes the .........
2: Oh what the ..........
3: Can I stick ...........
4: Hunny I wanna ......
5: Oh my ........
6: Dammit .....

2006-06-28 07:00:35 · 22 answers · asked by Master Hoyle 3

Why is 6 afraid of seven?




Cause 7 8(ate) 9!

2006-06-28 07:00:01 · 24 answers · asked by Joga Bonito 1

This is a one word movie. no letters are repeated, the word just must be unscrambled

2006-06-28 06:55:39 · 9 answers · asked by scooper67 1

2006-06-28 06:54:55 · 3 answers · asked by sincere 1

Funniest one wins.....of course.

2006-06-28 06:53:34 · 22 answers · asked by ShineOnYouCrazyDiamond 4

i am looking here for a good laugh like a joke! so do they stink or smell like a rose garden!!!!!!!!! ha ha jokeing!

2006-06-28 06:52:02 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

Please include the question and answer. Thanks!

2006-06-28 06:51:02 · 13 answers · asked by It's Me! 1

what has three e's but only one letter?

2006-06-28 06:46:10 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

i read a joke that said something about a fat man going to a grocery store and looked for oranges, then the sales person said "einstein" -- what did that mean?

a joke when 2 men with 2 horses trying to see which one is faster, along the road they meet an old man and whispered something...he said to switch horses.

didn't get it.
sorry for being a little "slow" hehe... :-p

2006-06-28 06:24:39 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

There is a man who lives in an apartment on the 30th floor. When leaving for work he takes an elevator to the lobby and leaves. However, upon returning from work he takes the elevator only to the 15th floor and walks up the stairs for the rest of the way. Do you know WHY??

2006-06-28 06:10:52 · 52 answers · asked by okronbon 3

2006-06-28 06:10:49 · 23 answers · asked by The Riddler 1

ok my brother Joe was pulled over in a skool zone for going 40 in the 25. he was driving his new Eclipse. as the cop came closer to the car, Joe stared straight ahead not knowing what to do. He rolled down the window and the cop said "Do you know how fast you were goin?" and my brother said "yes i was driving, and i was just watchin the road and i have a license! see i can drive, and i was goin home but then i saw these lights and you pulled me over!" he said this in like a micromachine voice you know where you talk really fast. like faster than you could imagine. and the cop said "whoa now just settle down, can i see your license and registration" , my brother said "yah i have this card thinger right here and i was just driving oh and yah do you wanna see this ok can i have it back now i have a license i can drive i just got it the other day and i can drive now and i got my car and it goes really fast and i like fast but i have to go slow...... can i have my license back now!?" lol

2006-06-28 06:05:23 · 4 answers · asked by cory a 2

My cousin is really funny for his age, (12) he is always saying and doing the most hilarious things. He is a natural at comedy, he does stand-up already and he's awesome. So, he entered a contest in our area called " Yo momma" it's a local spin off of a Tv show in LA. The prize is like $ 200.00 and a gift certificate. I was hoping maybe some of you might know some funny momma jokes like yo momma's so fat...that type of stuff.....we need funny......HELP??? we could even use jokes that he can use on his opponent!

2006-06-28 06:03:12 · 9 answers · asked by TootsiePop 3

How can a man with no eyes see to pears on a tree? He takes none and he leaves none.

2006-06-28 05:46:39 · 15 answers · asked by hayespoison 2

i'd prefer racial jokes
but funny one s will do

2006-06-28 05:35:05 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-28 05:34:04 · 28 answers · asked by katiebreen 2