Jokes & Riddles - June 2006

clue: I went to its surface and was sentenced for murdering instruments. . .but when I hear the beat I'm tempted to make another attempt at it. . .

2006-06-28 11:43:26 · 11 answers · asked by rugmasterstill 2

What is the meaning of life?

2006-06-28 11:39:21 · 104 answers · asked by Anonymous

What is the beginning of eternity, and the end of time and space? The beginning of the end and the end of every race?

2006-06-28 11:28:29 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous

example: im wost, can you hewp me?

(I already asked this but im bored and cant think of anything else)

2006-06-28 11:26:48 · 10 answers · asked by zim 2

The beginning of eternity
The end of time and space
The beginning of every end,
And the end of every place

2006-06-28 11:25:11 · 12 answers · asked by atlantisgrl17 2

What is the largest amount of money you can have in coins and still not be able to make change for a dollar?

2006-06-28 11:17:23 · 17 answers · asked by coolqt101 2

I did not make this up.

2006-06-28 11:07:59 · 13 answers · asked by sillydilly17077 2

We have someone who has given his notice and Friday is his last day. On Monday we put smiley stickers all over his work area, stapler, phone, keyboard, modem... Tuesday we saran wrapped everything and sent an email from his computer to a cute co-worker, and today we strung all of his paper clips together and hung items off of his desk from the ceiling tiles.

Any suggestions, besides the obvious grow up. We're just having fun and sending him off with some laughter.

2006-06-28 11:03:23 · 14 answers · asked by fasn8n_67 4

2006-06-28 11:02:54 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

WHAT THA?

2006-06-28 11:02:36 · 21 answers · asked by MS. SEXY!!!!!!!!!! 3

between:

1. a city, a child, and a tree

2.a hot air balloon, a graph, and a yo yo

3. scissors, a ladder, and a carrot

2006-06-28 10:55:49 · 34 answers · asked by pinkii 4

a cow, a shoe, and you!

2006-06-28 10:42:26 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-28 10:36:06 · 16 answers · asked by puzzlefanatic2002 2

O T T F F S S ??

10 Pts. to the first correct answer!

2006-06-28 10:33:43 · 17 answers · asked by bugs bunny 3

My teeth are sharp, my back is straight, to cut things up it is my fate.

What am I?

2006-06-28 10:32:08 · 25 answers · asked by coolqt101 2

find the error


A
B
C
D
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F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
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did you known that 80% of Stanford students could not find the error in the alphabet above.

2006-06-28 10:14:50 · 29 answers · asked by rees274 2

A man is found shot dead on a pile of 52 bicycles, how/why did he die. Obviously he was shot but why.

2006-06-28 10:11:07 · 9 answers · asked by mcskillins 2

2006-06-28 09:59:07 · 27 answers · asked by katiebreen 2

2006-06-28 09:56:19 · 19 answers · asked by T agent 3

The funniest one gest 10 points!!

2006-06-28 09:53:23 · 5 answers · asked by suitelifeluvr13 2

A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog vendor and says; "Make me one with everything".


hahaha I thought it was funny, for those who don't get it buddhist try to be at peace with the universe so "unite me with everything"
who thought this was funny? anybody else have their own religious jokes?

2006-06-28 09:50:42 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-28 09:49:01 · 10 answers · asked by born2shop1315 2

2006-06-28 09:43:35 · 6 answers · asked by katiebreen 2

2006-06-28 09:38:51 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-28 09:31:33 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

Charlie loved to play golf unfortunately he was really bad at it and because of his job he often had to play alone and early in the morning.

One morning he’s out playing badly as usual when on the 3 rd tee he hits a horrendous shot into the trees.

“Well I’ll never find that one,” he says to himself as he starts to hunt for it.

He finds it well into the trees and surprisingly there is a little man laid out next to the ball with a big knot on his head. Charlie runs bag to his bag to get a towel and some whiskey and starts to revive the little man. Fortunately the man comes to looking none the worse for wear.

After he stands up the little man say “OK you got me what do you want?”

“What do you mean?” says Charlie

“Your wishes, ya caught me fair and square so what do you want for your wishes.” Seeing that Charlie is still confused he goes on “I’m a leprechaun you caught me and I owe you three wishes.”

It takes some work but the little man finally convinced Charlie that he was a leprechaun but Charlie wouldn’t take the wishes. “I couldn’t do that after what I did to you.”

So they shook hands and parted. After Charlie left the leprechaun thought “What a nice guy I’ll have to do something for him.”

Three weeks later on the same whole Charlie looks up to see the leprechaun waving at him. “How have things been going for ya boyo?” the leprechaun ask with a sly grin “How’s the golf game?”

You know says Charlie since we met I’ve broken par every game. The leprechaun smiles. And another thing I took my suit to the cleaners and they found a hundred quid note in the pocket. The leprechaun smiles bigger waiting for something else. When Charlie doesn’t say anything the leprechaun prods him “And yer luv life?”

Charlie blushes and looks down embarrassed “Well I have been getting some a couple of times a week”

The leprechaun looks concerned, “A couple of times a week, you oghta’ be doin’ bettern’ that lad.”

Charlie looks up and says “Well that’s not bad for a Catholic Priest with a small parish.”

2006-06-28 09:22:57 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-28 09:20:56 · 51 answers · asked by erikkaa2002 2

What goes up, but at the same time goes down, up to the sky and down to the ground, my present tense and my past tense too, lets go for a ride just me and you...what am i?

2006-06-28 09:19:04 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-28 09:18:27 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

Clue:January

2006-06-28 09:16:41 · 23 answers · asked by Candy 3