2006-06-28 09:38:51 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Burger joke?
2006-06-28 09:41:25 · answer #1 · answered by teena9 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In January 1994, 'The Economist' magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel O'Leary's success stories about government research scientists hired out for civilian business uses was the Argonne National Laboratory's helping McDonald's to find a way to speed up french frying. A team headed by physicist Tuncer Kuzay, who interrupted his work on advanced photons, placed sensors inside the frozen fries and was able to design special frying baskets to deal with the effect of steam created by melting ice crystals and to cut 30 to 40 seconds off each batch's frying time.
2006-06-28 16:42:40 · answer #2 · answered by Wathup42 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is the most important phrase a history major can learn to help him in his career?
Want fries with that.
2006-06-28 17:19:15 · answer #3 · answered by capnbeatty 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was once a sheep farmer who had a French farmhand working with him to help castrate his sheep.
As the farmer castrated the first sheep, the French farmhand took the parts and was about to throw them into the trash.
"No!" yelled the farmer, "Don't throw those away! My wife fries them up, and we eat them, they're delicious! They're called Sheep Fries!"
The farmhand saved the parts and took them to the farmer's wife who cooked them up for supper. This went on for three days....and each evening they had Sheep Fries for supper.
On the fourth night the farmer came in to the house for supper.
He asked his wife where the farmhand was, and she replied, "It's the strangest thing! When he came in and asked what was for supper, I told him French Fries, and he ran like hell!"
2006-06-28 16:41:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't have a fry joke, but since Mc Donald's has changed their grease their fries don't taste that good anymore.
2006-06-28 16:42:02 · answer #5 · answered by Aqua 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sry dont hav a fries joke
2006-06-28 16:40:02 · answer #6 · answered by spurs_lover74596 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do fries come with that shake.
to a woman who's walking by.
(corny )
2006-06-28 17:00:19 · answer #7 · answered by mikey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
confuses say man who put head in hot grease! "Fried"
2006-06-28 16:45:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay there are these 2 french fries right? and they are hittin the deep fryer for a little re-lax-a-tion hey? And one of the fries turn to the other and says "Geez it sure is hot in this fryer isen't it pal?"
And the other french fry looks at him and says "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A TALKING FRENCH FRY!"
2006-06-28 16:42:21 · answer #9 · answered by HAWK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fries like to be shakin not stirred
2006-06-28 16:42:00 · answer #10 · answered by F 225 M 248 249 167 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋