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2006-06-28 10:36:06 · 16 answers · asked by puzzlefanatic2002 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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My sisters put salt in the sugar bowl -- Dad 'used' to take sugar in his coffee, never after that!!

My Mom put an rubber sausage pattie on my breakfast plate -- I was the worst at getting up, she knew I always waited till the last minite and I was always half asleep, so I tried & tried to cut that sucker till everyone bust out laughing.

2006-06-28 10:43:08 · answer #1 · answered by GP 6 · 0 1

My roomate was from Indianapolis (where they don't have daylight savings time) and we lived in North Carolina.

He had gotten a traffic ticket and had a court date so I said to him, "don't forget to 'spring forward' because of daylight savings time. You wouldn't want to miss your court date."

He was like, "thanks so much man. That would have been really bad to miss it."

He got to the courthouse downtown about 7:00 am rather than the scheduled 8:00 am time and was pulling on the locked doors. He called me to see if I could read the papers for him to make sure he was there at the right time. I told him that I had put the papers in his car in case he needed them.

I told him he would find them in the glove box.

He looked there and found a note that I had created to look official that was dated three days before his court date saying that his case had been decided and he owed $1,200. This was three times as much as the original ticket.

He called me back almost in tears saying he was gonna go in there when they unlocked the doors and cuss someone out.

After letting him vent for about 5-6 minutes, I was started laughing like crazy and he was like, "this is not funny at all dude." Then I told him that it was April Fools and to look in his wallet where I had given him a fresh $5 to go get some coffee before the court opened in 45 minutes.

2006-06-28 17:56:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I was young, and we didnt really trip off April Fools (the guys anyway ;)) SO I told my boyfriend I was pregnant and when his jaw dropped I started crying and told him I loved him but that wasnt it..........then I laid it on him.......I have AIDS.......he went to tears LOL and I did too and then started Laughin my *** off and me and my friend told him it was a JOKE!
(not very funny I know now but at the time it was harmless because we werent dealing with real life issues it was fun and games still!!!)

2006-06-28 17:45:48 · answer #3 · answered by CaliCutie 4 · 0 0

It wasn't april fool's but it was great. When my husband was in school, I was working two jobs to support us. My husband was suppose to get money from the GI bill and marine corps college fund, but it took forever to get to us. So, we were hurting for funds really bad. Finally after 8 months of red tape, we get a check for 3000.00 dollars, we were so happy we could finally pay our bills. To celebrate, my husband decides he's going to buy some jack and coke. WHile he was gone, I scanned the check. My roommate hid the real check and we kept the fake one out. I pretended I was really drunk by the time he got home. Got into a huge arguement telling him he was going to leave me cause he got money now and I burned the check. I never seen a man react so fast. He grabbed the burning check out of my hand and was stomping on it, me and my roommate were laughing so hard. He was pissed at both of us forever. It was great!

2006-06-28 17:44:18 · answer #4 · answered by funandfancyfree3232 3 · 0 0

well I'm a little sister so those who are will really get this...

my big sister was having a sleepover with her high school friends (secretly they were gonna sneak out at night and go parting) well all night i tried so hard to hang out with them: getting snacks and drinks and every thing.. but they were just mean and kept sending me to my room (this pissed me off I'm only 1 grade behind my sister and going to that school next year)

so i snuck in the closet found out the friend they were gonna be sneaking out with the local bleach blond ho!!!

so i went and got a wolf man mask put it on and a wig from Halloween on top... got dressed in a push up bra, tank top, and the shortest shorts i could find rolled up twice for cheakage

stood out side her window and tapped...

all three girls were half hanging out when i turned around and growled as loud as i could!!!

they screamed woke up mom and were stuck!!!!

2006-06-28 17:59:55 · answer #5 · answered by jennooon 2 · 0 0

Pretended to be a stalking a friend of mine over text messages and over the phone and he still doesn't know it was myself and my best friend. It happened about 5 years ago and he hasn't found out who it was. He really thought he had a stalker, he called everyone he knew and asked all the girls at school to fess up, but no one knew the truth except myself and my girl. It was awesome. He deserved it, he treated his girlfriends like crap and so we taught him a lesson.

2006-06-28 17:47:02 · answer #6 · answered by Tellulah 2 · 0 0

one time I told my friend her boyfriend died in a horrific car accident that morning and I saw it on the news and at first she was like no he didn't it's april fools day and I looked at her and I was tearing up and I was like oh my god I can't believe you would think I'd lie about something like this and I let a tear out and once she saw I was actually about to cry she was like oh my god oh my god and then she started to cry and I started laughing at her she wanted to hit me so bad at that moment but it was so worth it to see the look on her face but she got over it

2006-06-28 18:43:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I took a box were you put an engagment ring in and put a hole on the bottom of it. I stuck my thumb through the hole and put some katchup on it. i stuck my hand out to my mom, opended and she fell down screaming and laughing at the same time!

2006-06-28 17:40:27 · answer #8 · answered by Jazzy 2 · 0 0

Sent my mom a congratulations on being a new grandmother card when I was 20.

2006-06-28 17:41:15 · answer #9 · answered by rugmasterstill 2 · 0 0

I told my big brother that someone is on the phone in his room and time he went in there a bucket of dressing and chilli fell on top of him. What a dum a**ha ha ha ha

2006-06-28 18:00:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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