It can be either the funniest or most embarassing moment that has ever happened to you. The best wins!
2006-06-28 08:14:52 · 7 answers · asked by vannahsings 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Okay, so my husband and I had some friends over and we all were drinking, (I apparently drank too much.) At the end of the night we were going to bed. I (dressed in a big furry blue robe, sweats and my hubby's shirt) decided to "strip" while jumping on the bed saying something to the effect of "Mamma's gonna get some lovin' now". Short of it: I jumped inot the ceiling fan, was knocked out cold, my husband thank God, kept me from going out the bedroom window. Our friends got a real laugh!!
2006-06-28 08:22:43 · answer #1 · answered by Doll 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
We didn't have a phone so I went to a pay phone to order a pizza. Took a book to go sit in the parking lot and wait for the pizza. Well when I thought the pizza was done I went in but when I walked through the door all I saw was chicken!!! I had parked at the Kentucky Fried Chicken which was right next door to Pizza Hut. Boy was I stoned...
2006-06-28 15:23:35 · answer #2 · answered by grannypamrox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay (no offense to dwarfs) but when I was 3 I was at the hospital waiting for my new baby brother to be born and well I got hungry so my dad took me down to the caffeteria. When we walked in the place was full of people and straight ahead of me was a very short man and I yelled "Look dad! A Midget!" (Again, sorry to all those who are or know someone who is a dwarf, but gimme a break--I was only 3 lol)
2006-06-28 15:20:34 · answer #3 · answered by BeeFree 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When my Parents and I were traveling we stopped at a rest stop to go to the bathroom but the womens restroom was full or closed.
My mom asked my dad if anyone was in the mens and he said no so we went in . We tried to open the stall door but it wouldn't open we hit the door and pulled on it but it would not budge finally a low loud voice said " I am in here and my mom practically ran over me to get out leaving me in the bathroom I ran out after her. I think I was 8 or 9, I could not stop laughing and got in trouble because I covered my head up and kept laughing so hard I threw up in a shoe box.
2006-06-28 15:24:01 · answer #4 · answered by shrnstum 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the most embarassing moment that has ever happened to me was when i asked a girl out for the first time ever when i lived in alabama and i was so nervous that i passed out.
2006-06-28 15:23:58 · answer #5 · answered by Curt W. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when i was 12, i had the first BIGGEST crush on this guy!!! my God, i can't stop thinking about him i started failing in some of my grades. anyway, there was a time when i really had to go to the bathroom -- REALLY BADLY -- for number 2!!! but i figured that since school ends in 30 minutes, i've decided to hold it in. i don't know why but back in my country especially among teenagers -- doing number 2 in a public toilet is waaaaaay embarrassing than falling on your face. so it was very important to me that i "hold it in" because my crush was right there. if i asked permission to used the restroom and not come back immediately? then he would notice that i did number 2.
so i sat there -- but this one coming up is a lot different -- it was very eager to get out!!! i was there -- pretending to "not feel well" and i was really trying to hold it in... sweat dripping from my forehead and my arms had goosepimples in them!!! everybody was staring at me. (don't worry, the story doesn't end with "letting it all go outside the restroom") my bestfriend -- being the good friend that she is, was very concerned, that even though i kept denying that i have to go do number 2, she knows that i need to. so she asked for some toilet paper from my teacher (it was free time at that time, no lectures) even if she tried to do it discreetly, my crush still saw what's going on and started laughing! ugh!!! so finally i went, alone. but my best friend checked on me. i still kept denying that i did number 2! but it's so nice of her.. i love her.
2006-06-28 15:55:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well there was this one time... you know.. and well this person... and he ...
too funny to type it all out... maybe when I can focus
2006-06-28 15:17:19 · answer #7 · answered by need to know basis 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋