2006-06-28 09:14:50 · 19 answers · asked by wwechick28 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo mama is so fat and yo daddy is so slim, when they walk down the street, they look like the number 10
2006-06-28 09:18:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so fat it don't even look like she got legs,It looks like she just be gliding across the floor!
And yo mama so fat when she trick-or-tricks she says trick-or-meatloaf!
Yo mama so ugly when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks!
Yo mama so old she got hieroglyphics on her birth certificate
yo mama so old a patted her on the back and her ti-ti's fell off!
Pick me!!!!!!!!
2006-06-28 09:24:21 · answer #2 · answered by Candy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma is sooo fat, even Bill Gates couldn't afford 2 pay 4 her lipo-suction!!!!!
yo mamma is so fat, she had 2 get baptized in the Pacific Ocean!
yo mamma is so bald, when she takes a shower, she gets brain-washed!
yo mamma's teeth r so yellow, she spits butter!
yo mamma is so fat, she tripped over 4th, and landed on 12th!
yo mamma is so fat, she fell in love and broke it!
yo mamma is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car!
yo mamma is so fat, she makes Godzilla look like an action figure!
yo mamma is so poor, when i picked up a penny on the ground, she said," Hey! that's my paycheck 4 the month!!!"
2006-06-28 09:33:17 · answer #3 · answered by ballergurl77 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so fat, you have to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side!!
2006-06-28 09:20:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've got 2 of them:
Yo mama so stupid that it took her 1 hour to cook 2 minutes noodle!!!
Yo mama so dumb that she triped over a cordless phone!!!! lmao ;)
2006-06-28 09:26:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mammas so fat she has to put on her belt with a boomerang
You mammas so ugly as a kid they had to tie pork chops around her neck for the dogs to play with her
Yo mammas so fat she wears levi 1002's
Yo mammas so tall she did a cartwheel and kicked Jesus in the chin
yo mammas so fat she gets runs in her pants
2006-06-28 09:19:09 · answer #6 · answered by Kingc99 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo moma house so small I walked in the front door and tripped out the back gate
Yo moma so fat she went to weightwatchers and they told her the buffet was across the street.
Yo moma got so many roaches I went in the bathroom it was a roach on the toliet seat talking about "wait ur turn"
Yo moma so ugly god didnt hit her with the ugly stick he dropped it on her.
Yo moma so stupid she went to the hair salon thinking the hair dryer was an observatory
2006-06-28 09:16:35 · answer #7 · answered by Xae 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your Mama so fat The Local supermarket had to shut down.
2006-06-28 09:17:21 · answer #8 · answered by skynnyrrd4liffe 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mamma so ugly that when she was a child her parents had to hang a porkchop around her neck so the dogs would play with her
2006-06-28 20:29:09 · answer #9 · answered by reddogcudda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your Mamma said to tell you not to be asking for those stupit Yo Mamma jokes.
She says it makes you look and sound stupid when you tell them.
2006-06-28 10:42:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋