ok my brother Joe was pulled over in a skool zone for going 40 in the 25. he was driving his new Eclipse. as the cop came closer to the car, Joe stared straight ahead not knowing what to do. He rolled down the window and the cop said "Do you know how fast you were goin?" and my brother said "yes i was driving, and i was just watchin the road and i have a license! see i can drive, and i was goin home but then i saw these lights and you pulled me over!" he said this in like a micromachine voice you know where you talk really fast. like faster than you could imagine. and the cop said "whoa now just settle down, can i see your license and registration" , my brother said "yah i have this card thinger right here and i was just driving oh and yah do you wanna see this ok can i have it back now i have a license i can drive i just got it the other day and i can drive now and i got my car and it goes really fast and i like fast but i have to go slow...... can i have my license back now!?" lol
2006-06-28 06:05:23 · 4 answers · asked by cory a 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol and the cop laffed and let him go
2006-06-28 06:05:33 · update #1
He's lucky the cup thought it was funny, otherwise he could have been peeing in a cup!
2006-06-28 06:12:24 · answer #1 · answered by legallyblond2day 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Too darn funny... I remember the first and only time I was stopped - I was so nervous too - darn uniforms! But my little dog was in the car, and was sitting on my lap when the officer approached - I opened the window, the officer comes down and looks at me and my dog (little shi-poo, named Chewbacca) and all I said was 'my dog made me do it'. He laughed, and said 'move on'. I was literally shaking!! it was so darn funny.
2006-06-28 06:16:47 · answer #2 · answered by Sam_I_Am 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Will have to remember that if I ever get pulled over...LOL
2006-06-28 06:14:18 · answer #3 · answered by auntkarendjjb 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
h aha
2006-06-28 06:09:53 · answer #4 · answered by corbin909 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋