A rope walks into a bar and orders a drink.
The bar tender asks " Are you a rope"?
The rope answers " Why yes I am".
"Sorry! we don't serve ropes". says the bar tender
So, the rope leaves and ties himself into a knot, then frays his ends. He walks back into the bar and orders a drink.
The bar tender asks " Are you a rope"?
The rope says " Sorry, I'm a frayed knot"
So what do you think?
2006-06-28 07:01:50 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I think it is an oldie, but it still makes me laugh everytime I hear it. Thanks for that, I haven't heard it in awhile! : )
2006-06-28 07:08:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋
You forgot to say he went outside and got so angry that he tied himself up in and knot with frayed ends.
2006-06-28 07:09:33 · answer #2 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Didn't you just post that as an answer? I remember hearing that joke like 10 years ago, its ok
2006-06-28 07:05:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It think it stays funny and makes me laugh yeah !
but i think it's maybe because i am not normal sometimes and abnormal other times .
2006-06-28 07:21:29 · answer #4 · answered by Featherman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol loved your joke and thank u soooooo much 4 2 points
2006-06-28 07:19:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh well Ive heard before i mean my reaction wasn't like bust a gut funny but kinda like o yeah i remember that one
2006-06-28 07:17:16 · answer #6 · answered by 11KDM92 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah for a 12 year old
2006-06-28 07:04:56 · answer #7 · answered by candidworker 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute, but an old joke. Didn't make me laugh but it made me smile.
2006-06-28 07:04:25 · answer #8 · answered by alias_dictus_tony 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
took me a minute... but pretty funny 6/10
2006-06-28 07:04:55 · answer #9 · answered by heidielizabeth69 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That joke is older than Aaron Spelling . . nevermind.
2006-06-28 07:05:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a great joke !!!
At first i didn't get it ,but then i realized that he meant " sorry, i'm afraid not " . lol.
I never heard that one
2006-06-28 07:08:56 · answer #11 · answered by You're just .......... 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋