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2006-06-28 06:51:02 · 13 answers · asked by It's Me! 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why did a piece of bubble gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken's foot!
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http://www.squiglysplayhouse.com/JokesAndRiddles/index.html
http://www.humormatters.com/kidsjoke.htm
http://www.contestcen.com/kidrid.htm
2006-06-28 07:43:36 · answer #1 · answered by Sancira 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A man and his son are driving down the road and they get into an accident. Both are injured and taken to different hospitals. The son needs surgery, the doctor is getting ready to start but looks at the boy and says I can't operate on this boy, he's my son. How is that possible?
Answer: It's his mom.........so many people stereotype doctors as men they don't even think that it's a woman
2006-06-28 07:16:20 · answer #2 · answered by ericalsmith2004 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
'Time' The time has come, wintry climate is right here and those yellow bears disapear. (...I turn polar bears white ) The time has previous as guy looks back with a sigh and a tear in his eye. (...and that i visit make you cry.) As time is held boys flow their legs yet for sure the lavatory begs (...I make men could pee) As time marches on women free their blush and adjust a comb for his or her brush (...and women comb their hair.) As time passes For those held extreme their end is nigh (...I make celebrities look stupid ) As time catches up each and absolutely everyone is equivalent when we get to the merely right sequal (...and time-honored human beings look like celebrities.) As time turns without it we've flour and water With it we've breakfast for my daughter (...I turn pancakes brown ) As time revolves How does one turn water and wine into something so fantastic )...and make your champane bubble.) As time runs out The extra in a minute you attempt to squeeze the a lot less you may want to do conveniently. (...in case you sqeeze me, i am going to pop. ) As time ticks each and every of the time that has previous guy can not comprehand something so massive. (...in case you look at me, you'll pop. ) Time is the reply :)
2016-10-13 22:17:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: What can you hold, but not in your hands?
A: Your breath
Q: A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 of them die. How many are left?
A: 9
2006-06-28 06:56:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha! uh...
there was this guy walking down the street when it started raining. the guy didnt have an umbrella, but he didnt get a single hair wet. how is that possible?
answer: the guy's bald.
hope its tough enough.
2006-06-28 06:57:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, heres a really good one: What can you put into a barrel to make it lighter? The answer: A hole, think about it
2006-06-28 06:54:17 · answer #6 · answered by UnderGroundJesTer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you get when you
rub two sticks together?
FIRE, sorry I'm not good at making up riddles
2006-06-28 07:02:15 · answer #7 · answered by Christina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a man is banished from his kingdom with the promise he will not ever walk on their soil ten days later he comes back the gaurds say our soil is beneath your feet now your head will be under the gullitine but he says i have not disobayed you. you must let me live
he filled his shoes with soil from another country
2006-06-28 07:00:38 · answer #8 · answered by Eric M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is something that is nothing, but it has a name. It joins our walks; it joins our talks; it plays in every game. What is it?
Answer: A shadow
2006-06-28 06:55:10 · answer #9 · answered by Levea 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was walking through the woods today and came upon somthing good to eat it was not FISH FLESH NOR BONE but i kept it untill it walked alone what is it??
Answer: An egg
2006-06-28 07:00:26 · answer #10 · answered by Just me 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋