i read a joke that said something about a fat man going to a grocery store and looked for oranges, then the sales person said "einstein" -- what did that mean?
a joke when 2 men with 2 horses trying to see which one is faster, along the road they meet an old man and whispered something...he said to switch horses.
didn't get it.
sorry for being a little "slow" hehe... :-p
2006-06-28 06:24:39 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
these jokes were posted yesterday. i wish i could find them again.
2006-06-28 06:30:00 · update #1
the second one is two princes took a race to see who's kingdom it was the only thing is the horse that gets to the finish last wins after a day of slow riding they see an old man the man tells them how to win what does he tell them? he tells them to race each others horses so then the horse that came in last would belong to the guy who got there first
2006-06-28 06:50:00 · answer #1 · answered by Eric M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well the second one goes from the old adage " you don't change horses mid-stream" Still isn't that funny though. I can see a few avenues for the first one but none of them are funny so I will guess that my thoughts are wrong. Hoped that helped a bit.
2006-06-28 13:36:52 · answer #2 · answered by zoerayne023 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
where did you see these jokes posted?
2006-06-28 13:27:46 · answer #3 · answered by lunarobsessions 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those jokes suck i see why you don't get them.
2006-06-28 13:33:24 · answer #4 · answered by TootsiePop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those jokes are on dope
2006-06-28 13:29:11 · answer #5 · answered by Zack C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they don't make sense!!!
2006-06-28 13:39:40 · answer #6 · answered by alyamed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
guess you had to be there.........
2006-06-28 13:57:22 · answer #7 · answered by JAMES E. F 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmmm.............neither do i..........
2006-06-28 13:27:22 · answer #8 · answered by ajkash_desi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋