Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first
guy says to the second, "You know, we could make
a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping
service in Mexico."
The second guy thinks this is a great idea, so
the two pool their money and buy everything
they'll need - a tower, an elastic cord,
insurance, etc.
They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the
square. As they are constructing the tower, a
crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more
people gather to watch them at work.
The first guy jumps. He bounces at the end of
the cord, but when he comes back up, the second
guy notices that he has a few cuts and scratches.
Unfortunately, the second guy isn't able to catch
him, he falls again, bounces and comes back up
again. This time, he is bruised and bleeding.
Again, the second guy misses him. The first guy
falls again and bounces back up.
The third time, he comes back pretty messed up;
he's got a couple of broken bones and is almost
unconscious. Luckily, the second guy finally
catches him, and says, "What happened? Was the
cord too long?"
The first guy mumbles, "No, the cord was fine,
but, what the hell is a Pinata?"
2006-06-27 17:45:03 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love it. A 10!
2006-06-27 17:47:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
7 of 10
2006-06-28 00:51:16 · answer #2 · answered by Franklin C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll give it a 7 on a 1- 10 scale!!!
2006-06-28 00:48:13 · answer #3 · answered by wayne_049 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious but too long, does he need to go up and down so often, Piniata, hilarious, won't be able to get the image of all those little kids with sticks out of my head for days, rolling on floor laughing.
2006-06-28 00:50:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice I like it and have never heard it before 7/10 funny but laughing uncontrollable funny kinda sounds like something you read in Reader's Digest
2006-06-28 00:52:50 · answer #5 · answered by graywolph82 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. 8/10.
2006-06-28 01:17:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boooooooo!!
2006-06-28 01:12:31 · answer #7 · answered by J's On My Feet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8 very funny
2006-06-28 00:56:36 · answer #8 · answered by silent*scream 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
call me nuts, but i didn't like it so much, the punch line was weak. It started off good though
2006-06-28 01:20:30 · answer #9 · answered by Bgirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaa... this one is so bad I couldn't stop laughing... haha... 9/10
2006-06-28 00:54:15 · answer #10 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋