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or is your job something you do just cuz you got bills to pay?..... I want to know what it is you do and why you like it or hate it. I know i put this under jokes and rddles, but i find the most interesting people are in here.

2006-06-27 18:14:40 · 10 answers · asked by perfect_demise 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

I love my job, I love the pay!
I love it more and more each day.
I love my boss, he is the best!
I love his boss and all the rest.

I love my office and its location,
I hate to have to go on vacation.
I love my furniture, drab and gray,
And piles of paper that grow each day!

I think my job is really swell,
There's nothing else I love so well.
I love to work among my peers,
I love their leers, and jeers, and sneers.

I love my computer and its software;
I hug it often though it won't care.
I love each program and every file.
I'd love them more if they worked a while.

I'm happy to be here. I am. I am.
I'm the happiest slave of the Firm, I am.
I love this work, I love these chores.
I love the meetings with deadly bores.

I love my job - I'll say it again -
I even love those friendly men.
Those friendly men who've come today,
In clean white coats to take me away!

2006-06-27 18:52:12 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 1 0

Well hey deadlysaintv a (what does that mean?)....I was hoping for a joke about jobs....
oh well. Yes, I happen to love my job. I'm a Home Organizer.
Just finished a job organizing for a very large graduation party.
Which means I'm movin' tables, power washing patio furniture, decorating the party to match the colors of the graduating school in this case blue and yellow which means table clothes match flowers on the table ended up being Gerbera Yellow daisy's in colebalt blue vases......why there was even Blue Delphinium flowers planted in the yard so even the garden would match the decor. I also do Halloween Parties, Christmas. Organizing all the decorations up in peoples attics or basements/garages.
Will organize every inch of their home if that's what they want.
I have them write out of list of things that are stressing them out that they've been meaning to do but haven't...then I do it.
I'm called The Motivational Organizer. Love it! Very tiring at times. Furniture moving is a task. And attics if that's what I'm doing that day can get very hot! I'm never surprised if I come home and find cobwebs in my hair (usually where a hat when I'm playin' with the bugs! LOL) But it's all part of the job and I'm good at it so work work work....money, money, money!
Hope thats enough about my job...click on my site if you need to more!

SmileyCat : )
(Hey.....you didn't tell us what you do for work?
That's not fair.....ha!ha!
Have a good night....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

2006-06-28 01:34:21 · answer #2 · answered by SmileyCat : ) 4 · 0 0

Im in the financial field.....What i like about my job is (and im not joking or being sarcastic) making people happy ..sounds lame but that is the one and pretty much only thing that i can say i like about my job. the runner-up is co-workers and joking around with them.....but when it comes down to it i hate working for a living and wish that i could pretty much do whatever i wanted to do everyday and didnt have to worry about money or bills or being places on time... i hate work!!!!!!!!!! I QUIT!!!!!!

2006-06-28 01:27:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I love my job. You have to love what you do to do my job. I take care of people *I won't mention why* for the state of missouri. I guess i'm a special person to love this job. Most can't handle it. But i feel like i'm doing something great for the world.

2006-06-28 01:17:48 · answer #4 · answered by ~♡~julietcs~♡~ 2 · 0 0

If you love what you do you'll never have to work a day in your life. I love my job so it's not like working. I just spend the day doing something that I really enjoy, when it's time for me to quit for the day I have trouble stopping coz its fun....

2006-06-28 01:32:02 · answer #5 · answered by J P 7 · 0 0

I got a govrmnt. job and in the winter I drive one of those ice machines that you see at hockey games, (Zamboni). Thats pretty cool, if you know what I mean !

2006-06-28 01:20:32 · answer #6 · answered by Catt 4 · 0 0

I have no idea, haven't got a job yet!

2006-06-28 02:22:48 · answer #7 · answered by Prince Charmant! 6 · 0 0

the job was fun for the first couple of years... then it bacame work... later i hated it... now i need it... soon i won't

2006-06-28 01:18:20 · answer #8 · answered by toohairy4u 2 · 0 0

hehehe my job hey.... i work at hungry jacks!! haha gotta love it. met some of my best friends there, so its great.

2006-06-28 01:17:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i fuc* hoes for a living, so yeah, i guess i like my job

2006-06-28 01:23:49 · answer #10 · answered by J's On My Feet 4 · 0 0

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