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2006-06-27 18:26:04 · 8 answers · asked by Da Joka 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

What are some white Jokes?
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What are some Stupid Jokes?
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What are some Fat Jokes?
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What are some Yo Momma Jokes?
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2006-06-27 18:49:28 · update #1

8 answers

here are some yo momma jokes

yo momma so fat when she went swimming at the gulf of Mexico and when she farted it was named hurricane Katrina

yo momma so poor she walking down the street with on shoe and somebody goes up and asks her "hey, did u loose a shoe?" she says "no, i just found one!"

yo momma so ugly she went to a haunted house and she came out with a job application

Yo mama's so stupid, she saw a billboard that said "Dodge Trucks" and she started ducking through traffic.

Yo mama's so stupid, when she took you to the airport and a sign said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.

Yo mama's so ugly, she could only be Yo mama.

Yo mama's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween

Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

Yo mama's so old, when she was in school there was no history class.

yo mama's so stupid she used deodorant as her lipstick and she keeps saying " why doesn't my new jumbo lipstick work?"

yo mama's like a wooden board flat, hard, and easy to nail

2006-06-28 07:26:25 · answer #1 · answered by ♥*~me~*♥ 3 · 0 0

My girlfriend is so big I have to hire a rodeo clown to distract her while I unload the groceries from the car,
My girlfriend is so big she jumps up in the air and gets stuck.

2006-06-27 18:30:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

yo mamma is so fat, she wuz born on jan. 1st and 2nd


yo mamma is so fat, she layed down on the beach and the ppl started running around her shouting free willy free willy

2006-06-27 18:47:01 · answer #3 · answered by jessica t 1 · 0 0

The voices are not in my head, their all around me!

2006-06-27 18:58:32 · answer #4 · answered by Mike 3 · 0 0

My wife is so fat that when I tell her to haul ***, it takes her TWO trips.

2006-06-27 18:38:17 · answer #5 · answered by Ian B 1 · 0 0

yo mama so fat.... you finish the rest

2006-06-27 18:37:46 · answer #6 · answered by J's On My Feet 4 · 0 0

I don't know any.

2006-06-27 18:29:59 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

Dunno!

2006-06-27 19:21:41 · answer #8 · answered by Prince Charmant! 6 · 0 0

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