Jokes & Riddles - June 2006

hey its f9 i got it 4m de net

2006-06-11 05:31:52 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

I just house broke him

And now this.
My

Nerves are
Under way
Too much
Strain.

2006-06-11 05:16:48 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

I get really bummed out when I cannot find a place to park my car?
I hate having to walk any distance and I do not like being exposed to snipers.
Should they let me park in the handicaped spots so I don't wig out?
Eeeeeeeeeeeek, theres one now. False alarm, kid on a bike.

2006-06-11 05:09:16 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

He drove along a street , the street lights were'nt on, his car headlamps did'nt work, a black dog walked infront of him and he managed to avoid hitting the dog by hitting the car bakes, how did he see the dog?

2006-06-11 05:01:29 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

Am I perpetuating paranoia with
My crazy claims.

I hope

Not to
Underestimate
The

State
?

2006-06-11 04:51:59 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-11 04:29:43 · 6 answers · asked by pitbullcopper2004 5

I think it could be doorhendge or door hendge which ever.

2006-06-11 04:11:50 · 18 answers · asked by Ramen Lover!!! 1

10. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
11. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
12. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
13. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
14. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
15. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
16. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
17. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
18. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
19. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
20. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead

2006-06-11 03:47:43 · 6 answers · asked by shaun 2

can u make a word out of these letters? A U L I T N P


THE WORD SHOULD EXIST IN dictionary
thanx

2006-06-11 03:40:09 · 10 answers · asked by rangdebas 3

A guy on a bicycle found his neighbour girl waiting for a pick infront of her house to go market. He offered her a ride and then she went with him sitting in front space of the bicycle (between handle and the guy). Reaching near market, she got down and found a shocking fact!! This guy is riding on a ladies' bicycle.... the one without bar in front!!! So where did she sit and ride then? Any clue?

2006-06-11 03:29:41 · 8 answers · asked by shaun 2

make me laugh

2006-06-11 03:28:45 · 8 answers · asked by ronzohooter 4

then will you still call me superman?

2006-06-11 03:24:29 · 15 answers · asked by smilesfromred 5

Or should I kick a soccer ball at her and let her figure it out for herself?

2006-06-11 03:21:07 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-11 03:14:16 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-11 03:02:43 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

what fubar stands for, and what movie they said it in?

2006-06-11 03:01:17 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-11 02:51:52 · 10 answers · asked by stev 1

What was Rip Van Winkles first thought when he woke up after 100 years continious sleep ?

2006-06-11 02:49:10 · 14 answers · asked by Featherman 5

1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.

3. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage

5. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".

6. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

7. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

8. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ..

9. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.

2006-06-11 02:14:40 · 9 answers · asked by shaun 2

A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, "I'm going to a costume party, I want to go as Adam." The girl brings out a fig leaf. He says, "Not big enough."

She brings out a bigger one. He says, "Still not big enough." She brings out a huge fig leaf. He says, "Still not big enough."

She says, "Listen, Ace, why don't you just throw it over your shoulder and go as a gasoline pump?"

2006-06-11 01:57:26 · 11 answers · asked by joann_xvi 4

A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up.

At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher. "don't worry, ya ," he said. "I'll pack some more trays and have them ready for you by the time you finish shopping."

Several aisles later, my friend heard the butcher's voice boom over the public-address system: "Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store."

2006-06-11 01:51:46 · 18 answers · asked by joann_xvi 4

IF
1 = 5
2 = 25
3 = 125
4 = 625
5 = ?

2006-06-11 01:50:25 · 14 answers · asked by joann_xvi 4

The day before yesterday, a person was 19 and next year he will be 22. How is this possible?

2006-06-11 01:39:19 · 9 answers · asked by sa_cool 2

2006-06-11 01:25:28 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-11 01:18:11 · 10 answers · asked by F.B.I. 4

A woman gave birth to two sons who were born on the same hour of the same day of the same year but were not twins.

2006-06-11 01:14:58 · 14 answers · asked by Anou 5

I have seven letters----The first two stand for a boy ----The first three stand for a girl ---- The first four stand for a brave boy ---- But all of my letters stand for a brave girl. ..... What word am I?

2006-06-11 01:10:10 · 10 answers · asked by nimmoo 5

2006-06-11 00:53:44 · 19 answers · asked by Anou 5

2006-06-11 00:50:34 · 24 answers · asked by Crystalline As Dew 2

2006-06-11 00:48:23 · 16 answers · asked by Anou 5