Jokes & Riddles - June 2006

2006-06-11 12:32:34 · 35 answers · asked by Laura 4

2006-06-11 12:31:22 · 37 answers · asked by Felicia Fox 6

2006-06-11 12:29:29 · 23 answers · asked by Laura 4

what? answer me! what? why wanna answer tis?

best reply, more points heehee.

2006-06-11 12:29:04 · 9 answers · asked by atticus 3

2006-06-11 12:28:27 · 17 answers · asked by Laura 4

clues are given in the description below.

this race involves many (thousands) of male participants to swim across the atlantic ocean. there is only one winner which is the sole survivor. the winner does not mean that he reaches the target first. the price is thousand times more the size of the winner. oops theres too much clues now. does anybody noe of this race? name it.

this is an easy question so the 1st rite answer gets the points.

2006-06-11 12:26:18 · 3 answers · asked by atticus 3

...putting your fate into the hands of people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty?

2006-06-11 12:25:45 · 24 answers · asked by Laura 4

2006-06-11 12:21:31 · 21 answers · asked by Laura 4

this is a serious question do not mock me.

2006-06-11 11:56:53 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

The new priest was so nervious at his first mass that he could hardly speak, so he asked the monsignor how he could relax. The monsignor said, "next sunday it may help if you put some vodka in the water pitcher, and after a few sips, everything should go smoothly."
The next Sunday, the new priest felt so good he was able to talk up a storm. Though apon returning to the rectory, he found a note from the monsignor.
Next time, sip rather than gulp!
There are10 commandments,not 12
Grace before a meal is not"rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub - yeah God!
David slew Goliath, he did not "kick the **** outta him."
Do not refer to our Savior, Jesus Christ and his Apostles as
J.C. and the boys.
It is always the virgin Mary- NOT Mary with the Cherry!
And lastly, Next Wednesday, there will be a "Taffy pulling contest at St. Peters- Not a Peter Pulling contest at St. Taffy's.

Rating 1-10

2006-06-11 11:53:40 · 9 answers · asked by SmileyCat : ) 4

What did the corner says to the other corner

2006-06-11 11:52:37 · 10 answers · asked by Dr ICY 2

He has nothing to live for and is right into it. To be sporting I will arm myself with only a burning cigarette and a sharp stick. He will also be allowed the use of his wheelchair.

2006-06-11 11:52:25 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

I am freaking brilliant good looking and I have impecable oral hygiene.
This is not a cry for help.

2006-06-11 11:48:30 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

cublets form a cube. Within that cube, these cublets also form several rectangular prisms.
How many of these rectangular prisms are non-cubical?

That means
1x1x2
1x2x2
1x2x3
1x3x3
2x2x3
2x3x3

I think that's them all.

2006-06-11 11:25:37 · 4 answers · asked by freetibetfighter 3

2006-06-11 11:23:56 · 21 answers · asked by catherinemeganwhite 5

His beard is too rugged for the rock.

2006-06-11 11:11:12 · 7 answers · asked by stickfiguresk 4

2006-06-11 11:08:34 · 10 answers · asked by pingtinggege 3

2006-06-11 11:05:06 · 20 answers · asked by Terminated 1

you build a house all 4 walls are facing south a bear comes upto the house what colour is the bear 1st to get it right gets the points

2006-06-11 10:57:36 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

If I am nine and you are twenty one, what is he?

2006-06-11 10:55:22 · 18 answers · asked by ? 3

2006-06-11 10:43:25 · 23 answers · asked by Terminated 1

No rude ones please.

2006-06-11 10:42:25 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-11 10:40:12 · 24 answers · asked by brettbrissaw 3

your a bus driver with 30 passangers on boad the next stop 10 get off 15 get on next stop 12 get off 14 get on the next stop 30 get off 20 get on you reach the end of the line and what is the drivers name

2006-06-11 10:35:40 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous

what would a chair look like if your legs bent the other way

2006-06-11 10:25:02 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

a man is in a prison cell with no windows and no doors.. there are no holes in the ceiling or trap doors in the floor... yet in the morning the police find him gone...

how did he escape??

2006-06-11 10:13:52 · 31 answers · asked by ..::aLi$hA::.. 2

I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew I cannot screw
Oh my god what can i do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad- can't you tell?
My body's drooping
Have trouble pooping
The golden years
Have come at last
The golden years can kiss my ***.......
*a
*s
*s
( or butt, incase they bleep that )
but that doesn't rhym!


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SmileyCat : )
And no I didn't write that sorry!

2006-06-11 10:00:48 · 6 answers · asked by SmileyCat : ) 4

i email u if i do it or not

2006-06-11 09:53:50 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous

The question brought up by 102.5 WDVE in Pittsburgh. If you put forty midgets and a lion in a room with no weapons who would win. If your from the Pittsburgh area you probably have heard Jim and Randy's takes but i'm asking you who will win and how and why?

2006-06-11 09:25:48 · 13 answers · asked by pit.5rings 1

I think my home is a haven for old, used-up junebugs that are just waiting to die.

Every night, when I go outside for a cigarette, I have to share my front porch with 6 or 7 dozen geriatric junebugs. Then, every morning, I have to sweep their dry, crispy little corpses off the porch.

Is there a little Statue of Liberty in my yard that says, "Give me your aged, your tired, your weak, your used-up...? If so, did the French build that too?

Maybe I should start a little Motel 6 in the front yard, away from the house? Y'know... We'll leave the light on for ya?

Or maybe a junebug nursing home. Like, I could hang a cardboard box from the tree, upside down, with a bright light in it, and put a garbage can underneath it? What do you think?

2006-06-11 09:18:37 · 14 answers · asked by 42ITUS™ 7