Jokes & Riddles - June 2006

2006-06-12 00:20:42 · 13 answers · asked by watcher 1

2006-06-12 00:19:10 · 4 answers · asked by watcher 1

2006-06-12 00:09:25 · 13 answers · asked by olathe 1

They are so adorable and I totally dig them!

2006-06-11 23:59:56 · 8 answers · asked by shortgirl 3

2006-06-11 23:22:30 · 14 answers · asked by olathe 1

i'm a thing. the fishermen loves me. the doctors hates me. kids wants to eat me. i'm a 13letter word. what am i? _h_t_ _ _i_ _me_

2006-06-11 23:11:28 · 8 answers · asked by im_lost 1

A little boy is walking in the backyard with his dad when he notices a dead squirrel lying on the ground with its legs pointed straight up in the air.

He asks his dad, “Why is that squirrel lying like that?”

The dad, not knowing what to say, says, “So it’s easier for Jesus to carry him to heaven.”

The next day the father comes home from work and the son rushes to the door to greet him and says, “Mom almost died today!” The father, stunned, says, “Why?! What do you mean?”

The kid answers, “Well, I walked into the bedroom and mom was lying on the bed with her arms and legs sticking up in the air. And she was screaming, ‘Oh Jesus, I’m coming!’ And if it wasn’t for the mailman holding her down, she would have been a goner.”


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2006-06-11 23:05:52 · 31 answers · asked by MRewak 3

2006-06-11 22:46:13 · 10 answers · asked by TT 1

a guy walks i a bar the barkeep says to the man i will give you 50$if you can make my donkey laugh guy says ok you on walks in donkey starts to laugh his *** off guy come says for fifty more i can make him cry barkeep says your on guy gose in donkey starts crying his *** off guy walks out and says wheres my money barkeep say first tell me what you did to make my donkey laught guy says i told him my dick was bigger then his well what did you do to make him cry guy says i show him

2006-06-11 21:42:48 · 26 answers · asked by susan b 1

:)

2006-06-11 21:39:18 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

A young fellow and his girl are parked in a
lover's lane that runs along a river. The guy
wants to make love, but the girl is afraid
somebody will come along and see them.

They decide to do it under his Dodge 4 X 4 pickup
with oversized tires and lots of room under.

A few minutes later, a county deputy pulls up and
says, "Hey, what the devil you all doing down
there?"

The young fellow being in a full "rut" doesn't
even look up, but manages to say, "I'm fixing my
muffler."

The deputy says, "Well, son, you shoulda been
fixin' your parking brake, 'cause your truck
just rolled into the river."

2006-06-11 21:31:34 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

There were three engineers in a car; an
electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a
Microsoft engineer.

Suddenly the car stops running and they pull off
to the side of the road wondering what could be
wrong.

The electrical engineer suggests stripping down
the electronics of the car and trying to trace
where a fault might have have occurred.

The chemical engineer, not knowing much about
cars, suggests maybe the fuel is becoming
emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.

The Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about
anything, came up with a suggestion. "Why don't
we close all the windows, get out, get back in,
and open all the windows and see if it works?

:)

2006-06-11 21:18:58 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-11 21:13:12 · 15 answers · asked by watcher 1

marys mother has four daughters nickel dime and penny who is the fourth one

2006-06-11 21:09:41 · 18 answers · asked by susan b 1

One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys came out to fight. One was blind the other couldn't see so they hired a dummy for a referee. Back to back they drew their swords. Fired their pistols to and fro.A blind man comes to see the fight. A mute man comes to shout hooray! A parlyzed donkey passes by, kicks the blind man in the eye. Knocks them through an eighty inch wall, into an empty pool that drowned them all. A policeman comes and arrests the two boy. If you don't believe this stroy is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.

2006-06-11 20:49:54 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

start running when u touch their line.......
then does it mean u are the strongest BABy in the world????

Note: I am only SIX months old!!!

2006-06-11 20:39:10 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

WORD SHOULD b 6 letter long and should exist in the dictionary

2006-06-11 20:10:39 · 13 answers · asked by rangdebas 3

A man, his wife, and their eight children were waiting at a bus stop. Not long after, a blind man joins the group.

The bus arrives. The blind man and the husband are forced to walk because there's just no more room on the bus.

As they walk together, the tapping of the blind man's cane starts to irritate the other man. Finally, the man says, 'You know, that's pretty irritating. Why don't you put a rubber on the end of that stick?'

The blind man retorts: 'If you'd put a rubber on the end of YOUR stick, we'd both be on that bus.'

2006-06-11 19:51:35 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-11 19:46:22 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-11 19:44:29 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-11 19:38:31 · 3 answers · asked by mike eugene bato from philippine 1

anyone wanna tell me a funny poem?...sorry but i'm just so bored. u can giv me funny websites instead of poems if u want

2006-06-11 19:36:34 · 8 answers · asked by runner_825825 2

...more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it you will die???

2006-06-11 19:17:41 · 16 answers · asked by j_nelle_03 3

Millions Of Stars

Two guys, Joe & Bill went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, they fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Joe wakes his faithful friend and says, "Bill, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Bill replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?" asked Joe.

Bill ponders for a minute, then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies, and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small, and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What does it tell you, Joe?"

Joe is silent for a moment, then says, "Bill, you stupid moron, it tells me that someone has stolen our tent."

2006-06-11 19:16:18 · 11 answers · asked by iamigloo 6

2006-06-11 19:10:00 · 7 answers · asked by דְבוֹרָה Devorah 5

it is the process of waisting one fourth of ur life learning to waist the remaining three fourth was his answer

2006-06-11 19:09:49 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

think lah....

2006-06-11 18:53:07 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

girl : once married leave smoking
boy : ok
girl : drinking too
boy : yes
girl : going to night club also
boy : yes
girl : what else can u leave
boy : the idea of marrying you

2006-06-11 18:49:07 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

dirty joke: johny wasplayin in mud
clean joke: johny took a bath with bubbles
dirty joke: bubbles is his neighbor

yay 4 u if it was funny...and if it wasnt i wouldn't blame u...my dog died so i feel very empty

2006-06-11 18:45:56 · 15 answers · asked by runner_825825 2

Who is the only person that you must take your hat off to?

2006-06-11 18:44:30 · 6 answers · asked by Norman Conquest 3