There were three engineers in a car; an
electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a
Microsoft engineer.
Suddenly the car stops running and they pull off
to the side of the road wondering what could be
wrong.
The electrical engineer suggests stripping down
the electronics of the car and trying to trace
where a fault might have have occurred.
The chemical engineer, not knowing much about
cars, suggests maybe the fuel is becoming
emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.
The Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about
anything, came up with a suggestion. "Why don't
we close all the windows, get out, get back in,
and open all the windows and see if it works?
:)
2006-06-11 21:18:58 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
100out of 10
2006-06-12 08:19:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Normal 5/10
2006-06-12 06:24:56 · answer #2 · answered by sammy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice 7/10
2006-06-12 06:43:39 · answer #3 · answered by MRewak 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10
2006-06-12 06:44:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
On a scale of 1-10 I would rate it a 0, it's not all that funny.
2006-06-12 04:21:33 · answer #5 · answered by sweetgurl13069 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad... 5 out of 10.
2006-06-12 04:32:41 · answer #6 · answered by Afro Q 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i laughed, but only on the inside.
still a pretty good joke.
7 out of 10
2006-06-12 04:54:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, that was a good one, i know this guy brad, he works at microsoft, and i showed him this hoping that he would laugh all over the place, you see, we were playing basketball at the time, and we had our laptops with us, er, and i showed him this joke and he threw the basketball at my nose on purpose, and he got on top of me and started pelting me in the face with his hip sack, it wasn't the best experience in my life, so i am forewarning you, don't make fun of them to thier faces, sure they are nerds by trade, but many got made fun of in high school so they took karate classes like that kid in that chuck norris flick, the one that daydreamed and saw ninjas that weren't really there, so be careful, your joke was alright i would give it, i don't know, like a million out of ten or so, those little microsoft guys, i just imagine him with a big head and in a white trenchcoat trying to see what's wrong, that really was funny, good job!!
2006-06-12 09:25:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's alright.. I guess, but Microsoft engineers are smarter than most people. You have no idea how hard it is to script in C.
2006-06-12 04:21:11 · answer #9 · answered by Wai 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as a microsoft guy i hated it personally but , when it see as a joke
you got 10/10
2006-06-12 04:31:48 · answer #10 · answered by neernar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋