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A young fellow and his girl are parked in a
lover's lane that runs along a river. The guy
wants to make love, but the girl is afraid
somebody will come along and see them.

They decide to do it under his Dodge 4 X 4 pickup
with oversized tires and lots of room under.

A few minutes later, a county deputy pulls up and
says, "Hey, what the devil you all doing down
there?"

The young fellow being in a full "rut" doesn't
even look up, but manages to say, "I'm fixing my
muffler."

The deputy says, "Well, son, you shoulda been
fixin' your parking brake, 'cause your truck
just rolled into the river."

2006-06-11 21:31:34 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

*jon!!!!! mwah! haha.. how u doin thea?!
thx for visiting.. lol

thanks thanks every 1

2006-06-12 06:16:33 · update #1

17 answers

Same thing happened with a truck driver who has problm of premature- ejacu... and went 2 dctr who in reply advised him to mstrbt prior sex with his wife

2006-06-12 22:23:28 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 4 2

Predictable......4/10

2006-06-12 06:18:54 · answer #2 · answered by sammy 3 · 0 0

Hmmm 5/10

2006-06-12 10:08:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hahahaha that was funny, wahahahaha h, i can't stop laughing all over the place, wahahahaha, you said muffler, ahahahaha, wait, i don't get it, the police officer was swimming in the river?! who was driving the muffler?? why was the road flare in his hooha?! maybe you shouldn't quit your day job?? why do these people insist on saying i don't get it?? what's not to get, the man was f- ing a muffler, is that so hard to understand, er wait!!!

2006-06-12 09:31:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

perfect 10

2006-06-12 15:18:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

And maybe if you were'nt f**ng a blow up doll you would'nt be in this mess. Sometimes it does take two. :)

Ok what happened, I was'nt bleeped out, I just had to bleep myself out, lol. :)

2006-06-12 04:39:41 · answer #6 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0 0

Lol! 7/10 and without wincing! lol

2006-06-12 11:47:10 · answer #7 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0 0

Good One!!!!!Short & crisp with a good punchline!!
I cud see what was coming......... but still a good one....7/10 i guess!!

2006-06-12 04:58:14 · answer #8 · answered by nice_libra_guy 6 · 0 0

average

2006-06-12 04:34:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

So So

2006-06-12 04:55:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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