anyone wanna tell me a funny poem?...sorry but i'm just so bored. u can giv me funny websites instead of poems if u want
2006-06-11 19:36:34 · 8 answers · asked by runner_825825 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
it aint a poem but its a riddle..... " One day, a man went to the bathroom and shot himself between his eyes. He walked out alive and had no blood or anything. Why do you think that happened?
think about it....
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He shot his reflection in the mirror
2006-06-11 19:42:17 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
A poem about the Juice
I did not kill my lovely wife.
I did not slash her with a knife.
I did not bonk her on the head.
I did not know that she was dead.
I stayed at home that fateful night.
I took a limo, then took a flight.
The bag I had was just for me.
My bag! My bag! Hey, leave it be!
When I came home, I had a gash.
My hand was cut from broken glass.
I cut my hand on broken glass.
A broken glass did cause that gash.
My friend, he took me for a ride.
All through LA, from side to side.
From north to south, we took a ride.
But from the cops we could not hide.
My trial lasted for one year.
A year! A year! Just sitting here!
The DNA, the HEM, the HAW!
The circus-hype the viewers saw!
A year! A year! Just sitting here!
Did you do this awful crime?
Did you do this anytime?
I did not do this awful crime.
I could not, would not, anytime.
Did you take this person's life?
Did you do it with a knife?
I did not do it with a knife.
I did not, could not, kill my wife.
I did not do this awful crime.
I could not, would not, anytime.
Did you hit her from above.
Did you drop this bloody glove?
I did not hit her from above.
I cannot even wear that glove.
I did not do it with a knife.
I did not, could not, kill my wife.
I did not do this awful crime.
I could not, would not, anytime.
The glove you see it doesn't fit
The lawyer says you must acquit
Acquit because the cops all lied
Acquit, acquit the lawyer cried
The jury came back verdict in hand
and silence fell across the land
Not guilty, not guilty they did decree
Not guilty, not guilty, you must set him free
And now I am free, I can return
To my house for which I yearn.
And to my family whom I love.
Now would you please return my glove!!
2006-06-11 19:40:30 · answer #2 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you must go to http://www.lovepoemsandquotes.com
I don't know if there's any funny poems there but there's some poems there! Obviously...
Anway, if you want a funny website, I recommend http://lovecalculator.com and I'm sure you're going to enjoy knowing the love percentage of you and you love one and your friends' love ones.
Enjoy!!!
2006-06-11 19:48:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Behind every succesful man,there is a satisfied woman.But some times behind a satistified woman,there is always an exhauted man.Could u give me best answer, i need the ten points thanks in advance
2006-06-11 19:42:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://www.writing.com/main/view_item/item_id/1076615
Check this out!! You will love the poems here!!! Sooo funny and well written!! Its my favorite website!!
2006-06-11 20:16:14 · answer #5 · answered by nice_libra_guy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The clouds are blue,
the sun is high.
I'm a schizophrenic,
and so am I.
2006-06-11 19:41:30 · answer #6 · answered by Norman Conquest 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
here i sit broken hearted i thought i had to s**t but only farted.
2006-06-11 19:43:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
www.poetry.com
2006-06-11 19:40:35 · answer #8 · answered by alex_rock guy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋