a guy walks i a bar the barkeep says to the man i will give you 50$if you can make my donkey laugh guy says ok you on walks in donkey starts to laugh his *** off guy come says for fifty more i can make him cry barkeep says your on guy gose in donkey starts crying his *** off guy walks out and says wheres my money barkeep say first tell me what you did to make my donkey laught guy says i told him my dick was bigger then his well what did you do to make him cry guy says i show him
2006-06-11 21:42:48 · 26 answers · asked by susan b 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
SuSan Darling, u made it. that was nice honey. 10/10 keep it up. by the way du u hv more ? pl du send me at udayy2@yahoo.co.in
2006-06-12 01:50:40 · answer #1 · answered by udayy2 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
punctuation mks. needed and not d joke for gals to say.
other jokes r good but heard tham before.
here's another:
once a boy was taking a bath in a river. surely he was naked but had 2 soaps in his hand. suddenly 3 gals came and he became a statue. But his Dick stood up.surprised d 3 girls looked towards each other. 1 of them pulled d dick and a soap fall from d boy's hand into d gal. d 2nd pulled it again and got d second soap. d 3 girl pulled it but nothing happened, determined to get something she kept on pulling it until something happened. she exclaimed:" You both got soaps , but look i've got shampoo"!!!!!!!
keep laughing
2006-06-12 00:46:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another oldie. Two men were playing golf and a funeral procession drove by. One man took off his cap, lowered his head and mumbled a few words. His friend said "that was very thoughtful of you". "Not really" said the first man, "that was my wife and we've been married 35 years".
2006-06-11 22:03:47 · answer #3 · answered by Buck 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is not the type of joke, for gals to say. Any way 6/10 is more than enough.
2006-06-11 23:23:20 · answer #4 · answered by sammy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a lady's driving the officer pulls her over "excuse me mam do you know you were speeding and swerving from lane to lane side to side" "yes i was aware of that officer but i have a really good explanation" she pauses "you see officer i was driving then i saw a big tree and i swerved out of it then there was another one i couldn't get away from all the tree's" the officer stands there with a serious face then Say's "ma that's you're air freshener
2006-06-11 23:23:13 · answer #5 · answered by craysha 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bad Joke. It wud've been better with a few punctuation marks.
2006-06-11 22:36:43 · answer #6 · answered by Ann 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good ,
A married man was visiting his girlfriend one day, when she requested that he shave his beard.
"Oh, James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face."
James replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it. She would kill me!"
"Oh, please?" the girlfriend asked again in a sexy little voice.
"Really, I can't," he replied. "My wife loves this beard!"
The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighed and finally gave in.
That night, James crawled into bed with his wife while she was sleeping..
The wife woke up somewhat, felt his face, and replied "Oh, Michael, you shouldn't be here. My husband will be home soon!"
2006-06-11 21:48:54 · answer #7 · answered by Happy Alf 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats an old one. But its a goodie. LOL
2006-06-11 21:51:52 · answer #8 · answered by jack f 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it could have been funnier if you know where to punctuate so at least the reader can breathe.
phew!
2006-06-12 01:39:37 · answer #9 · answered by joann_xvi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard that one with a bull - makes even more sense!
2006-06-11 21:45:52 · answer #10 · answered by 42 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋