Millions Of Stars
Two guys, Joe & Bill went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, they fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Joe wakes his faithful friend and says, "Bill, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Bill replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" asked Joe.
Bill ponders for a minute, then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies, and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small, and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you, Joe?"
Joe is silent for a moment, then says, "Bill, you stupid moron, it tells me that someone has stolen our tent."
2006-06-11 19:16:18 · 11 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMFAO, very funny!!!!! Thanx for the laugh. :)
2006-06-11 21:49:29 · answer #1 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sounds like Broke Back Desert to me.
2006-06-12 02:36:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol haha funny story!
But yea 2 me the stars makes us think of millions of questions. Whether or not they are a group of galaxies, if there are actually aliens out there, etc.
2006-06-12 02:24:51 · answer #3 · answered by vi3tcutie54 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty old joke dude!! And the original characters were Sherlock Holmes and Watson, with the catchline being :"Elementary my Dear Watson, it means our tent is stolen!"... But anyways, thanks for sharing, since so many people out there havent heard it before!!
2006-06-12 03:28:40 · answer #4 · answered by nice_libra_guy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHa very funny . I give 9/10
2006-06-12 04:40:20 · answer #5 · answered by Jasmine B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMGoodness that was hilarious.} It was a great joke I'll have to share it with others.
2006-06-12 03:11:35 · answer #6 · answered by happyinlove 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was just a dream... the fat lady finaly got off of them and went home.
2006-06-12 11:39:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... very cute
The night is not beautiful if we don"t see the stars
2006-06-12 02:18:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
IT MEANS IT NIGHT STUPID GO TOO BED
2006-06-12 02:25:14 · answer #9 · answered by alice b 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
neat.
2006-06-12 03:03:51 · answer #10 · answered by simsjk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋