2006-06-11 22:46:13 · 10 answers · asked by TT 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road
An: To commit suicide
2006-06-11 22:57:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 4⤋
Q. Why doesn't Mexico have olympics?
A. Because anyone in Mexico that can run, jump, or swim, is in the United States.
2006-06-12 07:15:57 · answer #2 · answered by Joh Sk 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
During their silver annivarsary,a wife reminded her husband:do you remember when you proposed to me ,i was so overwhelmed i didnt talk for an hour?"the husband replied,"Yes ,honey.that was the happiest hour of my life!"
2006-06-12 14:41:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q.whats the difference between a good secretary and an excellent one?
A. a good secretary says: "Good morning, sir."
an excellent one says: "It's morning, sir" !!!
Got it?? so dnt i deserve the best answer? ;p
2006-06-12 06:16:47 · answer #4 · answered by shoosh_b 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: What is the Fibula?
A: A small lie.
2006-06-12 07:23:01 · answer #5 · answered by olathe 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Read my posted questions... It's worth the laugh..
2006-06-12 08:24:14 · answer #6 · answered by joann_xvi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher saying that Johnny was having trouble telling the difference between boys and girls, and would his mother please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this. So Johnny's mother takes him quietly by the hand upstairs to her bedroom, and closes the door.
"First, Johnny, I want you to take off my blouse",she said, so Johnny unbuttons her blouse and takes it off. "O.K., now take off my skirt", and he takes off her skirt. "Now take off my bra", which he does.
"And now, Johnny, please take off my panties". Johnny finishes removing these too.
His mother then says, "Johnny, PLEASE don't wear any of my clothes to school anymore!
2006-06-12 06:19:57 · answer #7 · answered by angry youth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what did the beaker say to the testtube?
''dont u think there is chemistry between us?!?!''
cool gurl
2006-06-12 05:53:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
two blonds walk into a building.
you'd think at least one of them would have seen it!
2006-06-12 06:56:06 · answer #9 · answered by rvera99 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"What is the entrance fee in heaven?"
"Your righteous soul."
2006-06-12 05:52:28 · answer #10 · answered by mkdl_system 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋