One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys came out to fight. One was blind the other couldn't see so they hired a dummy for a referee. Back to back they drew their swords. Fired their pistols to and fro.A blind man comes to see the fight. A mute man comes to shout hooray! A parlyzed donkey passes by, kicks the blind man in the eye. Knocks them through an eighty inch wall, into an empty pool that drowned them all. A policeman comes and arrests the two boy. If you don't believe this stroy is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.
2006-06-11
20:49:54
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