A little boy is walking in the backyard with his dad when he notices a dead squirrel lying on the ground with its legs pointed straight up in the air.
He asks his dad, “Why is that squirrel lying like that?”
The dad, not knowing what to say, says, “So it’s easier for Jesus to carry him to heaven.”
The next day the father comes home from work and the son rushes to the door to greet him and says, “Mom almost died today!” The father, stunned, says, “Why?! What do you mean?”
The kid answers, “Well, I walked into the bedroom and mom was lying on the bed with her arms and legs sticking up in the air. And she was screaming, ‘Oh Jesus, I’m coming!’ And if it wasn’t for the mailman holding her down, she would have been a goner.”
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2006-06-11 23:05:52 · 31 answers · asked by MRewak 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great joke. I give you 9 but if you give me 10 pts I can change it into 10. 10 for 10 DEAL?
2006-06-12 00:21:42 · answer #1 · answered by gagi4ka 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
7
2006-06-12 08:22:21 · answer #2 · answered by heart_intelligence 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7
2006-06-12 06:20:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely 10
2006-06-12 08:16:02 · answer #4 · answered by Alyx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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no originality so 0/10
2006-06-12 06:08:20 · answer #5 · answered by Naresh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Predictable. 5
2006-06-12 08:56:31 · answer #6 · answered by joann_xvi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever. 8 out of 10.
2006-06-12 06:09:06 · answer #7 · answered by metdevthegamer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Its great!
I'll rate it 9 out of 10.
2006-06-12 06:07:57 · answer #8 · answered by Brian Reed 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
11 out of 10, it's very funny.
2006-06-15 07:06:36 · answer #9 · answered by lacoste 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good 9/10
2006-06-12 06:25:56 · answer #10 · answered by angry youth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋