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2006-06-11 21:39:18 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO! *jon!.. thanks 4 visiting.. doc!lol
thx peepz... see ya 'round!
2006-06-12 06:18:28 · update #1
Lessons of life: Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 4give, learn 2 share, learn 2 trust, n learn 2 luv & learn 2 say: U Miss me!
• Aapko milne ko man kar raha tha, man ko samjhaya to dil tadapane laga, dil ko bahelaya to ankhein ro padi, unhe chup karaya to saansein bol padi... I miss U
• Sometimes, I forget to say hi,
Sometimes, I even miss to reply,
Sometimes, my msg doesn't reach u,
But, it doesn't mean that I forget u,
I’m just giving u time to miss me!
• Never luk for a Gud Face, it'll turn old one day; Never luk for a Gud Skin, it'll wrinkle one day; But luk for a loyal heart, that'll miss u every day.
• I am in casualty now, don't say I didn't tell you. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to ICU. Doctor told, I will die if I don't STOP.. Missing You
• What makes some people dearer is not just the happiness that we feel when we meet them but the emptiness we feel when they are not around us. I Miss U!
• Sometimes I forget 2 say hi, sometimes I forget 2 reply, sometimes my msg doesn’t reach u, but it doesn't mean I forget u. I'm just giving u time to Miss me.
• Don't u ever wonder y people txt u but hv nothing imp to say! It's 4 the simple reason... u r such a nice person 2 think of, like the way I'm thinking of u now.
• Knowing a person like u, has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I have to let u go... I would find a million reasons to make u stay. I miss you.
• I heard someone whisper ur name, but when I turned around to see who it was, I notice I was alone, then I realize it was my heart telling me that I miss u.
2006-06-12 08:15:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
once upon a time, there were three mexicans that went into an unemployment office for work, the first filled out an application for work and found a job that afternoon, he worked in where else but a tomato field ( i can tell this joke as i am part mexican, plus i am a doctor) he makes 13 cents per hour, the second fills out paperwork to get a job in a factory, he gets the call a week later to start, he makes 7dollars per hour, and the third goes into the office and throws beer bottles at the receptionist, and runs out, he is chased by the securtiy guard, the guard tackles him and ties his arms behind his back and flips him over, the mexican says,' oh man senior, if i knew you were patrick swayze, i wouldn't have done that as i would surely be caught, ay carumba!!'
2006-06-12 09:13:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
anything but it must be JOKES or Riddle #10...
oK juzz joking.
A moron(to a shopkeeeper) : can u give me some flags of India?
Shopkeer: Ya sure.
Moron: These flags are very nice but can u show the flags in a different colur?!! lol
2006-06-12 05:20:16 · answer #3 · answered by Jasmine B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just commenting on the additional details u added - C me around?? i would like to stand straight LOL
2006-06-13 05:25:41 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Muhaha... if I am the last one to reply... does that mean I win? hehe
btw... what happened to your green? you were green for a while.
Ooh... I better but a joke here just in case.
What's another name for a zipper?
A penis fly trap.
2006-06-13 02:35:14 · answer #5 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
anything but must be JOKES or a Riddle #10...be a winner..?
:)
2006-06-12 04:44:24 · answer #6 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
TEACHER-:if you have 5 apples nd the boy next to u take 3 apples then what would u have?????
STUDENT-:A fight !!!!!
2006-06-12 06:47:30 · answer #7 · answered by ashi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dracula asks God: may u reincarnate me into a white angel and still suck blood? so God reincarnate him into a kotex pad!!!!
2006-06-12 06:21:55 · answer #8 · answered by shoosh_b 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what did the beaker say to the testtube?
''don't u think there is chemistry between us ?!?!''
i made this joke myself. how is it ?
coolgurl
2006-06-12 05:11:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your mom.
good joke huh?
2006-06-12 04:56:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋