A man, his wife, and their eight children were waiting at a bus stop. Not long after, a blind man joins the group.
The bus arrives. The blind man and the husband are forced to walk because there's just no more room on the bus.
As they walk together, the tapping of the blind man's cane starts to irritate the other man. Finally, the man says, 'You know, that's pretty irritating. Why don't you put a rubber on the end of that stick?'
The blind man retorts: 'If you'd put a rubber on the end of YOUR stick, we'd both be on that bus.'
2006-06-11 19:51:35 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not bad.
2006-06-11 19:53:19 · answer #1 · answered by brogdenuk 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another sick bus joke. A woman with a baby gets on a bus and the driver says "wow, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen". She sits near the back of the bus fuming and says to the man next to her, "that driver really insulted me". And the man says "well, go back and have it out with him, don't worry, I'll hold your monkey for you.
2006-06-12 03:12:31 · answer #2 · answered by Buck 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good 6/10
2006-06-12 02:57:21 · answer #3 · answered by toaddozer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What exactly is the blind man referring to?`}
2006-06-12 03:05:06 · answer #4 · answered by happyinlove 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny man, it took me a few seconds to get it but i got it and its funny, nice one.
2006-06-12 03:46:19 · answer #5 · answered by lacoste 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny but a reflection of societies distain for children.
2006-06-12 02:53:19 · answer #6 · answered by xx_muggles_xx 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny. at first i was like ' huh? ' but two seconds later i got it. Funny.
2006-06-12 02:53:49 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funy now i under stand
2006-06-12 02:54:37 · answer #8 · answered by Sajis 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I don't get it. So that's a joke? ok, I'll laugh for you hahahahhhh!!!!
2006-06-12 03:03:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA!!!!!!!! Thats funny!
2006-06-12 02:55:45 · answer #10 · answered by Ghetto Chickenhead 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋