I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew I cannot screw
Oh my god what can i do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad- can't you tell?
My body's drooping
Have trouble pooping
The golden years
Have come at last
The golden years can kiss my ***.......
*a
*s
*s
( or butt, incase they bleep that )
but that doesn't rhym!
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SmileyCat : )
And no I didn't write that sorry!
2006-06-11 10:00:48 · 6 answers · asked by SmileyCat : ) 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Dang, maybe I need to quit complaining about my life!
2006-06-12 13:23:46 · answer #1 · answered by bunstihl 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
This Site Might Help You.
RE:
A little poem of The Cat In The Hat On Aging...?
I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew I cannot screw
Oh my god what can i do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad- can't you tell?
My body's drooping
Have trouble pooping
The golden years
Have come at last
The golden years...
2015-08-18 16:36:59 · answer #2 · answered by Damien 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poem cat hat aging: https://shortly.im/e11/a-little-poem-of-the-cat-in-the-hat-on-aging
2015-05-16 21:04:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know excactly who that describes in real life. Funny!
2006-06-11 10:04:00 · answer #4 · answered by coolpowwow80 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let me tell what to do.
Take a blue pill to help you screw!
2006-06-11 10:09:40 · answer #5 · answered by Retarded Dave 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! Good stuff. Do you have one with green egg and ham?
2006-06-11 10:03:57 · answer #6 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah what ever! 2pts!
2006-06-11 10:05:21 · answer #7 · answered by lipglosslover 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats just retarted yo... and the only comment i can give is:
GIMMMMMMEEEEEEE A BRRRREEEEEEEAAAAAAKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!
2006-06-11 10:03:45 · answer #8 · answered by Da_ROCK! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋