The new priest was so nervious at his first mass that he could hardly speak, so he asked the monsignor how he could relax. The monsignor said, "next sunday it may help if you put some vodka in the water pitcher, and after a few sips, everything should go smoothly."
The next Sunday, the new priest felt so good he was able to talk up a storm. Though apon returning to the rectory, he found a note from the monsignor.
Next time, sip rather than gulp!
There are10 commandments,not 12
Grace before a meal is not"rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub - yeah God!
David slew Goliath, he did not "kick the **** outta him."
Do not refer to our Savior, Jesus Christ and his Apostles as
J.C. and the boys.
It is always the virgin Mary- NOT Mary with the Cherry!
And lastly, Next Wednesday, there will be a "Taffy pulling contest at St. Peters- Not a Peter Pulling contest at St. Taffy's.
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2006-06-11 11:53:40 · 9 answers · asked by SmileyCat : ) 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The preacher didn't do so bad.
I added 2 commandments. Thou shalt not leave laundry in the drier. Thou shalt not be late paying the rent.
We actually do say that grace before meals at summer camp. We call it the "Bart Simpson Grace," although I prefer the "Superman Grace."
The stars stand for snot, right?
JC and the boys refers to N*Sync. The preacher clearly likes boy bands.
Didn't Mary lose her cherry to God? She's pretty ho-ly like that.
And what's wrong with a Peter-pulling contest?
2006-06-12 13:28:15 · answer #1 · answered by bunstihl 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
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2006-06-11 18:56:50 · answer #2 · answered by me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-06-11 18:56:02 · answer #3 · answered by butrcupps 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That joke was allright. about 6 years ago...
http://www.goofball.com/jokes/religious/990201215158
For the real version published on 02/02/1999.
2006-06-11 20:16:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You didn't tell the joke correctly, but I'll rate it a 5 for effort.
2006-06-11 19:05:46 · answer #5 · answered by Exquisite38 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a six very funny.
2006-06-11 18:56:45 · answer #6 · answered by seaturtle36 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
... amazing ... your comedic genious is incredible ... i haven't laughed so much in years ... dammit that was good ... i may need therapy to recover ... keep em coming ...
2006-06-11 18:58:23 · answer #7 · answered by Santa's Helper 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty good. how about a 7.5?
2006-06-11 19:13:30 · answer #8 · answered by ssig1e 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha...cool
2006-06-11 19:03:52 · answer #9 · answered by egg548plant 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋