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I get really bummed out when I cannot find a place to park my car?
I hate having to walk any distance and I do not like being exposed to snipers.
Should they let me park in the handicaped spots so I don't wig out?
Eeeeeeeeeeeek, theres one now. False alarm, kid on a bike.

2006-06-11 05:09:16 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

8 answers

The truly crazy people should park in the cart corrals, not the handicapped spots. When questioned, just say you thought the corral was the loony bin.

2006-06-11 09:17:15 · answer #1 · answered by GEORGE 2 · 0 1

ummm no most handicap spaces and the stickers are reserved for physical disorders not a lot of mental usually people who are not able bodied can't walk or move as easily. but you're just being lazy and don't want to walk. and the snipers a little over exaggerated

2006-06-11 12:15:39 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0 0

Of course you should.
There should also be provided a small, portable roller coaster, for when your mood is 'up', and a very slow-moving escalator, for when you are 'down'. You would park according to your current mood. I say why not because apparently you can be classified as handicapped just because you weigh 400 lbs. too. So, why not!
Can I ride on your roller coaster mister?

2006-06-12 15:18:58 · answer #3 · answered by Hippie 6 · 0 1

hell no! There's nothing wrong with your legs, just your head! If you can't deal with walking from the parking lot and you need to be kept from "wigging out", you need to have your meds revamped(assuming your are on meds, which at this point is questionable) or be commited to your local mental facility to learn how to deal with such miniscule issues. And don't joke about peoples children, there are enough freaks to look for as it is. Get help!!

2006-06-11 12:17:47 · answer #4 · answered by RICHIES...STUFF 2 · 0 0

Yes when I go out with my dad we often park in the parent and child space (he is 50 I'm 27)

2006-06-14 07:16:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Um, yes. I think you should be able to park anywhere you'd like, as long as it's not near me. (and the snipers!)

2006-06-11 12:52:20 · answer #6 · answered by gotalife 7 · 0 1

only on the days in which the snipers are after you ...so they have an easy target.

2006-06-12 09:12:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I think you should be able to park in the FIRE! zone. hahahahha. made you duck!

2006-06-11 16:59:18 · answer #8 · answered by itty 7 · 0 1

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