10. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
11. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
12. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
13. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
14. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
15. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
16. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
17. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
18. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
19. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
20. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead
2006-06-11 03:47:43 · 6 answers · asked by shaun 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's funny and thanks for the points
2006-06-11 04:29:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha nice lol check ya later â¥
2006-06-11 03:57:29 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These are good. Did you come up with these yourself? I doubt that ...
2006-06-11 04:09:40 · answer #3 · answered by bespectacled 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks I have saved them and will print them to hang where people can see them.
2006-06-11 04:04:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol x 2!!!!!
more, more!!!
2006-06-11 04:38:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-06-11 04:22:31 · answer #6 · answered by idkjustanothergurl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋