A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, "I'm going to a costume party, I want to go as Adam." The girl brings out a fig leaf. He says, "Not big enough."
She brings out a bigger one. He says, "Still not big enough." She brings out a huge fig leaf. He says, "Still not big enough."
She says, "Listen, Ace, why don't you just throw it over your shoulder and go as a gasoline pump?"
2006-06-11 01:57:26 · 11 answers · asked by joann_xvi 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's good!he!he!he!:-)
2006-06-11 02:03:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 10⤊ 7⤋
How many woman does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, what the hell is she doing out of the kitchen? Haha, kidding. if you want to impress girls then use sarcasm but not that mean. Like if you mess up on a sentence make fun of it. Every time you mess up, make fun of it. Girls love that crap. I should know, I'm a girl
2016-03-27 00:29:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
ok--
three nuns die-- they are standing at the gates to heaven--but before they can enter--thay have to answer a skill testing question--thay are all nervous-the gate keeper is there --very serious --not very friendly --- staring --very serious
first one goes up-he stops her--hey you---ok you --who was the firsrt man in the world ?--
-1st nun--- oh thats an easy one--adam--
alright off you go-----she goes to heaven
second one-comes up--he stops her---alright you--who was the first woman?-
- 2nd nun--hah--that's an easy one--eve-
-ok--off you go-- she smiles --goes to heaven
third one come s up-he is very serious now--you stop !!!
she is very nervous--
-Ok you --YES you--.... hmm--ok what was the first thing eve said to adam-?
--3rd one is all flustered--um oh um
-not sure what to say-
-uh gee---um thats such a hard one--
-the gate keeper is--not happy-------Ok ---alright up you go
--she goes to heaven
: )
2006-06-11 02:14:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Somewhat funny.
2006-06-11 02:11:15 · answer #4 · answered by 38C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLOL! Loov It. <3
2006-06-11 02:04:15 · answer #5 · answered by _Jammy-Joolz_ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! I guess that guy just wanted to impress her or something.
2006-06-11 12:22:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha really haha funny hahahaha=)
2006-06-11 14:28:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol... made me burst out lol
2006-06-11 04:27:20 · answer #8 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one dude... Throw "it" ??? lol
2006-06-11 02:10:12 · answer #9 · answered by shaun 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOLOLOL*~*Thanks joann
2006-06-12 01:59:34 · answer #10 · answered by Moose 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*snore*
2006-06-11 02:15:18 · answer #11 · answered by Hammad Afzal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋