How do I get my dog to stop communicating with me telepathically?

Question

I just house broke him

And now this.
My

Nerves are
Under way
Too much
Strain.

Answer 1

First off, scientists have found that the aluminum hat thing actually works as an antenna and would only make it worse. Now then whenever the dog starts communicating telepathically think very hard on the phrase " No No Bad Dog" then think about hitting the dog on the snout not hard but firmly with a rolled up newspaper.

Answer 2

Step one: Pick up dog.
Step two: Set dog (lightly) in fully posted box posted to a country at least one ocean away.
Step three: Ship dog to said country.
Step four: Get an animal that does not make attempts to rule your brain through telepathy.

Answer 3

i say ummmmm severely injure yourself but enough to put you in a life long coma, maybe fall down ten flights of stairs, that way he can't communicate with you telepathically and you can give a rest to your insane life

Answer 4

step out side so he is comfortable and stick out your leg give him a good two minutes and you should get at least 24 hours peace at least that's how most males work right ha ha lol

Answer 5

Wear the aluminum hat.

Answer 6

get a video cam. it works dogs are good at guarding homes, I surprise they didn't run away after they saw the dog -go fingure.

Answer 7

Quit looking at him. He needs the eye contact.

Answer 8

Wear you tin foiled hat and bark at your dog.

Answer 9

Interesting. What's the ***** saying?

Answer 10

Trade him in for a cat.