A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up.
At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher. "don't worry, ya ," he said. "I'll pack some more trays and have them ready for you by the time you finish shopping."
Several aisles later, my friend heard the butcher's voice boom over the public-address system: "Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store."
2006-06-11 01:51:46 · 18 answers · asked by joann_xvi 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh poor crappy, if you have the tiniest of what they called "brain" I think you would. So chill out...
2006-06-11 02:19:16 · update #1
something like that happened to me once: i was in a supermarket, around christmas. this woman goes to the butcher and asks: do yuo have any brain????
she wanted to make the " cow brain" dish or something like that-it's a delicacy.
2006-06-11 02:42:43 · answer #1 · answered by nicefille 2 · 10⤊ 4⤋
A real incident? Must have been really embarassing for the lady! A good joke, anyway!
2006-06-11 02:45:15 · answer #2 · answered by Ann 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
want to here a clean joke henry took a bath with bubbles want to hear a dirty joke bubbles is the girl next door
2006-06-11 02:02:52 · answer #3 · answered by knightonline 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, 2 points and a laugh.
2006-06-11 01:56:48 · answer #4 · answered by Mige Manson 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, those butchers can get like that sometimes.
2006-06-11 01:54:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was just brilliant. Seriously, that was. Keep the jokes coming.
2006-06-11 01:59:34 · answer #6 · answered by jcl32791 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh crappy grow up, these are good funny jokes with out all the garb others like to post. Thanks again joann,*~*
2006-06-12 01:58:13 · answer #7 · answered by Moose 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Imao.....funny!!!lol
2006-06-11 02:22:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, assuming that the people there misunderstood the butcher, what do they think that he would do?
2006-06-11 02:03:43 · answer #9 · answered by hado_hl3130 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute..
2006-06-11 01:55:23 · answer #10 · answered by The Whopper 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋