1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.
3. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage
5. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".
6. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
7. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
8. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ..
9. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.
2006-06-11 02:14:40 · 9 answers · asked by shaun 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wow what beautiful definitions!!!!!
where did u get em'?
2006-06-11 02:19:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Yes
2006-06-11 09:17:40 · answer #2 · answered by Itiswhatitis 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah,I like them!They are so funny! Did you get them from the internet or...? LOL,they are great!
2006-06-11 09:19:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes ! i like !
Woman who cook meat and peas in same pot, not hygienic.
2006-06-11 09:31:17 · answer #4 · answered by Featherman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you should sell these to "the wizard of id"
2006-06-11 09:22:32 · answer #5 · answered by vague 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-06-11 09:25:56 · answer #6 · answered by joann_xvi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow! very good definations.
sounds amusing.. yet so true.
2006-06-11 09:25:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! there really funny, made me laugh
2006-06-11 09:41:36 · answer #8 · answered by ruhhsoo251 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh yeah!
more please
2006-06-11 10:02:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋