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Am I perpetuating paranoia with
My crazy claims.

I hope

Not to
Underestimate
The

State
?

2006-06-11 04:51:59 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

Yes, in fact the CIA, the KGB and Mossad have been working together for many years now to create stories saying that they have been doing good things for the world that are in fact bad things because they've been trying to hide the fact that they are covering up their secret agendas and in fact working undercover with double agents and reverse spies in secret cohorts with the government, tobacco companies, petrol firms, Arabian sheiks, the military complex, the Fox network, the Masons, the Illuminati, the mafia, the Elders of Zion and Russian pop group t.A.T.u. to cover up the fact that Jimmy Hoffa killed JFK by flying him into the Pentagon in order to put fluoride into the water and put the Mark of the Beast on all citizens who happen to believe in conspiracy theories.

2006-06-11 05:35:22 · answer #1 · answered by XYZ 7 · 1 0

The only conspiracy is the cover up of the conspiracy conspired by the conspiracy theorists to place the heat on the targets of conspiracy theorist in hopes to cause panic by blanketing a conspired story of how the targets conspired a conspiracy against the conspiracy theorists.

2006-06-11 04:56:11 · answer #2 · answered by SteffyAnne 3 · 0 0

Yes and lead conspirator is Montique Delkemper

2006-06-11 04:57:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You aren't paranoid, you are insightful. If the population as a whole is prone to deceit and trickery, then it would only stand to reason that the government or whatever other group would be just as prone to it if not more so. Power corrupts. Question authority will always be my motto.

2006-06-11 04:56:04 · answer #4 · answered by expertloghomegal 2 · 0 0

It does seem that every time someone comes up with a theory to refute the JFK assassination, someone comes along with a counter claim

2006-06-11 05:19:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You have uncovered our secret plot. Agents will be dispatched to deal with you. Show no resistance and your family will be spared.

2006-06-11 14:58:24 · answer #6 · answered by Amy F 5 · 0 0

Yes that is why they are mocked so much by comedians, there are other people that have odder beliefs, but they go unmocked.

2006-06-11 04:55:28 · answer #7 · answered by miknave 4 · 0 0

No.

Absolutely not.

That is so stupid; I can’t believe you asked that question.

Tell me now. Who have you been speaking too?

2006-06-11 11:37:46 · answer #8 · answered by MojoMan 6 · 0 0

thats what the government wants you to think

2006-06-11 04:56:13 · answer #9 · answered by Alexander W 3 · 0 0

are you conspiring ???????????????????/

2006-06-11 04:58:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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