Im a smoker,I've just returned home from eating a breakfast at our local cafe.
inside the cafe is a smoking section,this woman sat next to and started smoking and blowing smoke at me,while I was eating a breakfast,remember I smoke also,I politely asked her if she could blow her smoke the other way while I eat,she said if you don't like it you shouldn't come in here,I was furious,my timing was impeccable and I felt no embarrassment,she bent down to get her purse to pay for a cup of tea,so I stood up and f@rted in her face,she said you dirty b@sted,i said well I breathe in your smoke you can breath in my f@rts
2007-01-25
23:47:27
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