Jokes & Riddles - April 2007

My first is the unit,
My second is the nil,
My third and final is the one this is addressed to.

(Hint: It's a number)

I can't seem to figure it out )=

2007-04-06 06:00:56 · 11 answers · asked by chipmunkee_02 1

1. You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."

That's Direct Marketing.

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy.
One of your friends goes up to him and, pointing at you, says, "She's fantastic in bed."

That's Advertising.

3. You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."

That's Telemarketing.

4. You see a guy at a party; you straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I?" and reach up to straighten his tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."

That's Public Relations.

5. You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."

That's Brand Recognition.

2007-04-06 05:59:45 · 4 answers · asked by creskin 4

This lady is having a bed wetting problem, so she decides to go to the doctor. The doctor tells her to go and get undressed and wait for him in the other room. When the doctor goes into the room he tells the lady to stand on her head facing the mirror. She figures he is a doctor and gets in front of the mirror. The doctor goes over to the lady and rests his chin between her legs and looks in the mirror. After a few minutes he stands up and tells the lady to go ahead and put her clothes back on and he will talk to her when she is dressed.


The lady puts her clothes on and asks the doctor what is wrong with her. He tells her that she needs to quit drinking before she goes to bed. The lady asks the doctor why he had her get naked in front of the mirror and stand on her head. He replies, "I wanted to see how I would look with a beard."

2007-04-06 05:55:59 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

The woman politely refuses, saying it's bad for her legs. He asked, "Why, do they swell?'. She replied, "No, they spread."

2007-04-06 05:55:54 · 7 answers · asked by BigJake418 7

Seems God was just about done creating the universe, had a couple of left-over things left in his bag of creations, so he stopped by to visit Adam and Eve in the Garden. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up and pee. "It's a very handy thing," God told the couple who he found hanging around under an apple tree. "I was wondering if either one of you wanted that ability." Adam popped a cork!! He jumped up and begged, "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems the sort of thing a Man should do. Oh please, oh please, oh please, let me have that ability. I'd be so great! When I'm working in the garden or naming the animals, I could just let it rip, I'd be sooooo cool. Oh please, God, let it be me who you give that gift to, let me stand and pee, oh please........." On and on he went like an excited little boy (who had to pee ).

Eve just smiled and shook her head at the display. She told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, and it sure seemed to be the sort of thing that would make him happy, she really wouldn't mind if Adam were the one given the ability to stand up and pee. And so it was. And it was...........well, good. "Fine," God said, looking back into his bag of left-over gifts. "What's left here? Oh yes, multiple orgasms..."

2007-04-06 05:47:49 · 5 answers · asked by Nurse Kerr 1

A patient awakened after a serious operation only to find herself in a room with all the blinds drawn. Why are all the blinds closed?" she asked her doctor. Well, the surgeon responded, "They're fighting a huge fire across the street, and we didn't want you to wake up and think the operation had failed."

2007-04-06 05:39:03 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com

You turn off your modem and get this empty feeling, like you just pulled the pin on a loved one.

You start introducing yourself as "Jon at AOL dot com"

Your wife drapes a blonde wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like.

All of your friends have an @ in their names.

You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a modem.

Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box.

You laugh at people with 14,400 baud modems.

You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape.

You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.

You tell the cab driver you live at http://69.luck.street/house/bluetrim.html

Your spouse makes a new rule: "The computer cannot come to bed."

You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of your computer with a commode.

You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :^)

You turn on your comput

2007-04-06 05:36:25 · 5 answers · asked by Nurse Kerr 1

A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There was a young man in the driver's seat reading a computer magazine and a young lady in the back seat knitting. He stopped to investigate. He walked up to the driver's window and knocked. The young man looked up, cranked the window down, and said, "Yes Officer?"

"What are you doing?" the policeman asked. "What does it look like?" answered the young man. "I'm reading this magazine." Pointing towards the young lady in the back seat, the officer then asked, "And what is she doing?" The young man looked over his shoulder and replied, "What does it look like? She's knitting."

"And how old are you?" the officer then asked the young man. "I'm nineteen," he replied. "And how old is she?" asked the officer. The young man looked at his watch and said, "Well, in about twelve minutes she'll be sixteen."

2007-04-06 05:35:18 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous

You count the sprinkles on each kid's cupcake to make sure they're equal.

You want to take out a contract on the kid who broke your child's favorite toy and made him/her cry.

You have time to shave only one leg at a time.

You hide in the bathroom to be alone.

You child throws up, and you catch it.

Someone else's kid throws up at a party, and you keep eating.

You consider finger paint to be a controlled substance.

You mastered the art of placing large quantities of pancakes and eggs on a plate without anything touching.

Your child insists that you read Once Upon a Potty out loud in the lobby of the doctor's office, or, better yet, in the lobby of a Grand Central Station... and you do it.

You hire a sitter because you haven't been out with your husband in ages, then spend half the night talking about and checking on the kids.

You hope ketchup is a vegetable because it's the only one your child eats.

2007-04-06 05:27:06 · 6 answers · asked by Nurse Kerr 1

Four men got together to play golf one sunny morning. As they were heading out to the course, one of them was detained by a phone call.

The other three were discussing their children while walking to the first tee.

"My son," said one proudly, "has made quite a name for himself in the home building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful, in fact in the last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift."

The second man, not to be outdone, boasts how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "He's so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave a friend two brand new cars as a gift."

The third man brags that his son has worked his way up through a stock brokerage firm, and has become so successful that in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift.

As the fourth man arrives at the tee box, the three smugly tell him that they have been discussing how successful their progeny are, and ask what line of work his son is in.

"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased how my son has turned out," he replies. "For fifteen years, he's been a hairdresser, and I've just recently discovered he's gay."

As the other three recoil in horror, he continues, "but on the bright side, he must be good at what he does, because his last three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two new cars, and a big stock portfolio."

2007-04-06 04:47:54 · 12 answers · asked by justin d 1

Looking in the mall for a nightgown, a 40-ish something lady tried her luck in a store known for its skimpy lingerie.
To her delight, however, she found just what she was looking for.

Waiting in the line to pay, she noticed a young woman behind me holding the same item. This confirmed what she suspected all along: despite being nearly 50, she still had a very "with it" attitude.

"I see we have the same taste," she said proudly to the 20-something behind me.

"Yes," she replied. "I'm getting this for my mother."

2007-04-06 02:44:53 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot."

"Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her." George was brokenhearted.

After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June." Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. "Diane is your half sister too, George.

"I'm awfully sorry about this." George was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared.

"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister."

"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "Don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father."

2007-04-06 01:45:36 · 12 answers · asked by Atheism itself is your best shot at heaven !! 7

A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. "How much is that Barbie in the window?", he asks the shop assistant.

In a manner she responds, "Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $395.00. "

The guy asks, "Why is Divorced Barbie different from all the others ?

"That's obvious," the assistant states, "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture... "

2007-04-06 01:43:17 · 10 answers · asked by Atheism itself is your best shot at heaven !! 7

Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel.

The Madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager, "Go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two are so old and drunk, I'm not wasting two of my girls on them. They won't know the difference."

The manager does as he is told and the two old men go upstairs and take care of their business. As they are walking home the first man says, "You know, I think my girl was dead!"

"Dead?" says his friend, "Why would you say that?"

"Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her."

His friend says, "I think mine was a witch."

"A witch, why the hell would you say that?"

"Well, I was making love to her, kissing her on the neck, and I gave her a little bite, then she farted and flew out the window."

2007-04-06 01:11:34 · 15 answers · asked by Atheism itself is your best shot at heaven !! 7

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night
and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to
get
some
condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and

the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is
to know
about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many

condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family

pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he

thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time

and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents

house and meets his girlfriend at
the door. "Oh, I'm
so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table

where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
offers to say
grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,
with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
girlfriend leans over and
whispers to the
boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your
father was a pharmacist."

2007-04-06 01:10:27 · 15 answers · asked by Atheism itself is your best shot at heaven !! 7

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." --Tom Clancy



"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." --Steve Martin



"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." --Woody Allen



"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." --Rodney Dangerfield



"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." --Lynn Lavner



"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist." --Matt Barry



"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." --Camille Paglia



"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." --George Burns



"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." --Sharon Stone



"My girlfriend always laughs during sex---no matter what she's reading." --Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)



"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-*****." --Jack Nicholson



"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." --Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady -- and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor)



"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." --Robin Williams



"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself." --Roseanne



"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." --Billy Crystal



"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." --Robert De Niro



"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" --Dustin Hoffman



"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked." --Jerry Seinfeld



"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." --Rod Stewart



"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." --Robin Williams

2007-04-06 01:07:54 · 5 answers · asked by Atheism itself is your best shot at heaven !! 7

When the divorce was final, she spent the first day packing her belongings
into boxes, crates and suitcases.

On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.

On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining
room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music and feasted on
a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar and a bottle of Chardonnay.

When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few
half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar, into the hollow of the curtain
rods.

She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.

When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the
first few days.

Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything; cleaning,
mopping and airing the place out.

Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned.

Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set
off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days, and in
the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting.

Nothing worked. People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to
work in the house.

The maid quit.

Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.

A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not
find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out and eventually even the
local Realtors refused to return their calls.

Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a
new place.

The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going. He told her the
saga of the rotting house.

She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly, and
would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting
the house back.

Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price
that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were
to sign the papers that very day.

She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork.

A week later the former husband and his girlfriend stood smiling as they
watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home...



...including the curtain rods.

2007-04-06 01:03:45 · 7 answers · asked by Atheism itself is your best shot at heaven !! 7

A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little

girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the cop

said, "did Santa bring it to you?"



"Yep, the little girl said, "he sure did!"



The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5.00 ticket for

a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector

light on the back of it."



The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got

there sir, did Santa bring it to you?"



"Yes, he sure did, " chuckled the cop.



The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the

dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."

2007-04-06 01:03:01 · 5 answers · asked by Atheism itself is your best shot at heaven !! 7

A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers...

Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn't very long before a police car arrives. The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?"

My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.

"Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?!" asks the Officer...

"Oh, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.

2007-04-06 00:58:05 · 7 answers · asked by ucglass 4

A young boy went up to his father and asked him,
"Dad, what is the
difference between 'potentially' and
'realistically'?" The father
thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your
mother if she would
sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask
your sister if
she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars, and then, ask
your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a
million dollars. Come
back and tell me what you learn from that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you
sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied,
"Of course, I would!
We could really use that money to fix up the house
and to send you
kids to a great university!"

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would
you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh
good heavens! I
LOVE
Brad Pitt and I would sleep with him in a
heartbeat. Are you
nuts?"

The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would
you sleep with
Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of course," the
brother replied. "Do
you
know how much a million bucks would buy?"

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then
went back to his
dad.

His father asked him, "Did you find out the
difference between
'potentially' and 'realistically'?"

The boy replied: "Yes.

'Potentially,' you and I are sitting on three million
dollars, but
'realistically,' we're living with two hookers and a
future
congressman.''

2007-04-06 00:57:11 · 9 answers · asked by ucglass 4

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with
her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through

the entrance. She's dressed in dirty jeans, a greasy T-shirt with
holes
In it and wearing flip-flops exposing her cracked and filthy toenails.


When she yells at the kids, she exposes her yellowed, crooked teeth
with more than a few missing.


The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice

children you've got there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they
ain't!

The oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the Hell
would
you think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike?"

No," replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe someone had sex
with
you twice

2007-04-06 00:56:07 · 9 answers · asked by ucglass 4

Linda says to Frank, "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own Bungee-jumping business in Mexico."

Frank thinks this is a great idea, so they pool their money and buy everything they need: a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc.

They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square.

As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work.

When they had finished, there was such a crowd, they thought it would be a good idea to give a demonstration.

So, Linda jumps. She bounces at the end of the cord, but when she comes back up, Frank notices that she has a few cuts and scratches.

Unfortunately Frank isn't able to catch her and she falls again, bounces, and comes back up again. This time, she is bruised and bleeding.

Again, Frank misses her.




Linda falls again and bounces back up. This time, she comes back pretty messed up -- she's got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious.

Luckily, Frank finally catches her this time and says, "What happened? Was the cord too long?"

Barely able to speak, Linda gasps, "No, the Bungee cord was fine... It was the crowd. What the hell is a piñata?!"

2007-04-06 00:54:50 · 5 answers · asked by ucglass 4

A 90-year old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better...
I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child.
What do you think of that?"

The doctor replied, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter
And never misses a season. One day he was in a hurry and
Picked up his umbrella by mistake. When he got to the
Creek, he saw a beaver. He raised his umbrella and went
"bang, bang, bang", and the beaver fell dead.
What do you think of that?"

The 90-year old said, "I'd say somebody else shot the beaver."

The doctor said, "My point exactly."

2007-04-06 00:53:09 · 5 answers · asked by ucglass 4

There is a new study out about women and
how they feel about their asses. I thought the results were
pretty interesting:

25% of women think their *** is too fat...
10% of women think their *** is too skinny...

The other 65% say that they don't care; they love him, he's a good man, and they would have married him anyway

2007-04-06 00:27:30 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

How long have you been driving without a tail light?" asked the policeman after pulling over a motorist. The driver jumped out, ran to the rear of his car, and gave a long, painful groan. He seemed so upset that the cop was moved to ease up on him a bit. "Come on, now," he said, "you don't have to take it so hard. It isn't that serious." "It isn't?" cried the motorist. "Then you know what happened to my boat and trailer?"



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2007-04-05 22:42:53 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

1.I can't understand why _________
2.I am just sitting here, trying to _______
3.If I were a ______, I would _______
4.She/he(pick one) could not stop ________
5.The ________ did ______ on my _______

Have fun!

2007-04-05 22:26:16 · 10 answers · asked by AshlynnisaCR8ZYgurl 1

Mick Mulligan was a drinker, not a complete lush, but a steady toper. Pints of stout, large whiskies, he could swallow copious amounts and feel no ill effects. Except for one. Secretly Mulligan had a weakness for the worst kind - he talked in his sleep. Not a fault to have when late nights are the norm and drink is always present.

Amazingly, Mick didn't know of his failing until one fateful night he returned home the worse for wear and fell asleep as soon as he hit the pillow. All night through, midst his snores, he kept his wife awake muttering:

'Ramona, oh Ramona! Ramonaaaa!'

In the morning his wife woke him and said: 'It's time for work. And who's that Ramona you were talking about in your sleep?'

'Ramona?' said Mulligan, a little taken aback. 'Ramona? That's not a woman. That's a horse. A feller in the pub gave me a tip in the 3.30 at Haydock Races, a horse called Ramona.'

Off went Mick to work feeling really smug about the way he'd fooled the good lady. Returning home that evening Mick was greeted by the sight of his bags, all packed, standing outside the front door.

'My God,' he said to the good lady, 'what's happened?'

She replied through clenched teeth: 'The horse rang!'

2007-04-05 22:03:49 · 13 answers · asked by Erina♣Liszt's Girl 7

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, a gang of raiders' efforts at disabling the internal security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash and valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered throughout the bank.

The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio-tape system, one said, "At least we'll get a bit to eat," The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding.

The process continued until all the safes were opened. They found not one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.

Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.

The newspaper headline read: IRELAND'S LARGEST SP--M BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING.

2007-04-05 20:59:27 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

does love need a reason? ...



Lady: Why do you like me..?
Why do you love me?

Man: I can't tell the reason.. but I really like
you..

Lady: You can't even tell me the reason...
How can you say you like me?
How can you say you love me?

Man: I really don't know the reason,
but I can prove that I love you.

Lady: Proof? No! I want you to tell me the
reason. My friend's boyfriend can tell her why
he loves her but not you!

Man: Ok ok!!! Erm... because you're beautiful,
because your voice is sweet,
because you are caring,
because you are loving,
because you are thoughtful,
because of your smile,
because of your every movements..

Unfortunately, a few days later, the Lady met
an accident and became a vegetable.
The Guy then placed a letter by her side, and
here is the content:

Dearest,

Because of your sweet voice that I love you...
Now can you talk? No!
Therefore I cannot love you.

Because of your care and concern that I like
you.. Now that you cannot show them,
therefore I cannot love you.

Because of your smile, because of your every
movements that I love you..
Now can you smile? Now can you move?
No, therefore I cannot love you...

If love needs a reason, like now, there is no
reason for me to love you anymore.

But does love need a reason?
I still love you... Because love doesn't need one

2007-04-05 19:22:18 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous

there were 9 players on each team, and all the rules were being followed. But one thing was odd -- not a singe man ran around the bases or scored a home run, but each team had a large number of points. What's going on? Also -- no women were playing.

2007-04-05 18:40:35 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous