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A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. "How much is that Barbie in the window?", he asks the shop assistant.

In a manner she responds, "Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $395.00. "

The guy asks, "Why is Divorced Barbie different from all the others ?

"That's obvious," the assistant states, "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture... "

2007-04-06 01:43:17 · 10 answers · asked by Atheism itself is your best shot at heaven !! 7 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

Hell yeah we deserve it we are what cleans and manages it!!

2007-04-06 02:55:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yeah and her ex-divorced Ken is now a Coal Miner Ken...cause he got the shaft...thanks for the chuckle...woke me up...Alda

2007-04-06 08:48:54 · answer #2 · answered by ஐAldaஐ 6 · 2 0

lol typical divoraced life!!!....and Ken is left to starve on the streets or wateva!! LOL i never heard that before!!! 10/10!!!

2007-04-06 08:47:54 · answer #3 · answered by jamesinthepeach 3 · 1 0

Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!

2007-04-06 08:52:34 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

10/10 it made me laugh out loud!

2007-04-06 09:11:45 · answer #5 · answered by xXx LaYdEe_lAuRen xXx 2 · 0 0

I burst out laughing that is hillarious.

2007-04-06 08:53:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

thats really funny lol hahahaha

2007-04-06 08:50:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

thats really funny!

2007-04-06 09:06:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Marry me and I would never be depressed again!!!!!!!!

2007-04-06 08:46:34 · answer #9 · answered by snapdragon747 5 · 0 1

xXx lol xXx

2007-04-06 08:51:21 · answer #10 · answered by x yasmine x 3 · 0 0

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