You're a Mom When...?

Question

You count the sprinkles on each kid's cupcake to make sure they're equal.

You want to take out a contract on the kid who broke your child's favorite toy and made him/her cry.

You have time to shave only one leg at a time.

You hide in the bathroom to be alone.

You child throws up, and you catch it.

Someone else's kid throws up at a party, and you keep eating.

You consider finger paint to be a controlled substance.

You mastered the art of placing large quantities of pancakes and eggs on a plate without anything touching.

Your child insists that you read Once Upon a Potty out loud in the lobby of the doctor's office, or, better yet, in the lobby of a Grand Central Station... and you do it.

You hire a sitter because you haven't been out with your husband in ages, then spend half the night talking about and checking on the kids.

You hope ketchup is a vegetable because it's the only one your child eats.

Answer 1

when you tell your friends what to do, and what they are doing wrong, and then eventually they stop telling you things b/c of the way you respond.

Answer 2

Oh, you are so right!

When a co-worker complains of gas, and you pat their back - and they burp! and you say "Yay!"

When your husband's shirttail comes out, and you tuck it in for him, pat him on the bum and say "Go Play"

When anyone near you says "Ouch" and you ask to see it, help treat it, and then offer to "kiss it make it better"

Answer 3

Or when in a room full of adults you excuse yourself to go potty...

Answer 4

Ha Ha! Funny! Good one! 10!

Answer 5

omg I once asked my best friends husband "Are you alright buddy?" when he got hurt. He still picks on me to this day. lol!!!!!!

Answer 6

nice