Four men got together to play golf one sunny morning. As they were heading out to the course, one of them was detained by a phone call.
The other three were discussing their children while walking to the first tee.
"My son," said one proudly, "has made quite a name for himself in the home building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful, in fact in the last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift."
The second man, not to be outdone, boasts how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "He's so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave a friend two brand new cars as a gift."
The third man brags that his son has worked his way up through a stock brokerage firm, and has become so successful that in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift.
As the fourth man arrives at the tee box, the three smugly tell him that they have been discussing how successful their progeny are, and ask what line of work his son is in.
"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased how my son has turned out," he replies. "For fifteen years, he's been a hairdresser, and I've just recently discovered he's gay."
As the other three recoil in horror, he continues, "but on the bright side, he must be good at what he does, because his last three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two new cars, and a big stock portfolio."
2007-04-06 04:47:54 · 12 answers · asked by justin d 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The thing about humor is.....it has to be funny......This is the kind of joke that pisses me off when it's NOT funny, because I've now wasted 2 minutes of my life reading it....grrrr
2007-04-06 04:51:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha very funny. i like the way you understand that he was going out with tho other sons without you literally saying
"he went out with each of your sons" shame to all the show-off fathers out there.
2007-04-06 05:21:22 · answer #2 · answered by listen up 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
actual, i dont understand if i could cry or snigger....its so humorous :-) i merely examine ur previous jokes from different profile and that i looked for greater jokes from ur profile..u r a genius, thanx for sharing
2016-11-07 09:24:18 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-04-06 04:58:36 · answer #4 · answered by Azz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha that was funny
2007-04-06 04:53:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha...
2007-04-06 05:56:10 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha...thats funny. =]
2007-04-06 07:29:14 · answer #7 · answered by Teenager 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant!!
a star for you!
2007-04-06 05:10:12 · answer #8 · answered by *mommy to 3 boys* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha lol lol i get it!!
2007-04-06 05:14:08 · answer #9 · answered by tropicaltwist782 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, that was great!
2007-04-06 04:50:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋