A young boy went up to his father and asked him,
"Dad, what is the
difference between 'potentially' and
'realistically'?" The father
thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your
mother if she would
sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask
your sister if
she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars, and then, ask
your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a
million dollars. Come
back and tell me what you learn from that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you
sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied,
"Of course, I would!
We could really use that money to fix up the house
and to send you
kids to a great university!"
The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would
you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh
good heavens! I
LOVE
Brad Pitt and I would sleep with him in a
heartbeat. Are you
nuts?"
The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would
you sleep with
Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of course," the
brother replied. "Do
you
know how much a million bucks would buy?"
The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then
went back to his
dad.
His father asked him, "Did you find out the
difference between
'potentially' and 'realistically'?"
The boy replied: "Yes.
'Potentially,' you and I are sitting on three million
dollars, but
'realistically,' we're living with two hookers and a
future
congressman.''
2007-04-06 00:57:11 · 9 answers · asked by ucglass 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha and whos congressman did the same thing?
2007-04-06 06:25:16 · answer #1 · answered by oo00dawn00oo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha it incredibly is a sturdy one - although i've got heard it in the previous, the father did no longer ask the boy to ask the brother whether he'd sleep with Brad Pitt - the congressman grow to be a intense high quality touch.
2016-12-08 19:52:17 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont know what a congress man is but i know it means somthing like hookers!
2007-04-06 01:05:27 · answer #3 · answered by Zet-Let and Dezserret here! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! lol! Good one! 10!
2007-04-06 01:15:23 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny.
2007-04-06 01:04:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you just keep me laughing!
2007-04-06 01:43:43 · answer #6 · answered by snapdragon747 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe...very funny!
2007-04-06 01:04:32 · answer #7 · answered by **Due April 2011** 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-04-06 01:05:12 · answer #8 · answered by Modi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-04-06 02:15:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋