One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot."
"Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her." George was brokenhearted.
After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June." Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. "Diane is your half sister too, George.
"I'm awfully sorry about this." George was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared.
"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister."
"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "Don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father."
2007-04-06 01:45:36 · 12 answers · asked by Atheism itself is your best shot at heaven !! 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
(a Redneck joke)
Little 13 year old Bobby was settin on his front stoop w/his pappy,and asked:
Gee pa, that Peggy-Sue who lives across the road, and sits next to me in school sure is pretty, don't you think Pa?
Pa: She sure is a cute thing son.
Bobby:Well I'm gonna marry her pa!
Pa: NOW hold on son! Is she still a virgin?
Bobby: Yup, I believe she is!!
Pa: Well son,... ya see, If she ain't good enough for her own family, What makes you so sure she'll be good for ours?
2007-04-06 01:54:51 · answer #1 · answered by cowlynz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! Funny! 10!
2007-04-06 01:54:05 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wicked
2007-04-06 02:07:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG
thats sooo funny!
I love that!
2007-04-06 01:49:08 · answer #4 · answered by . 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Imao, that was real funny!
2007-04-06 01:49:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg i love it its so funny made me laugh loads. :-)
2007-04-06 02:09:54 · answer #6 · answered by xXx LaYdEe_lAuRen xXx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, nice one..very funny:-)
2007-04-06 01:55:01 · answer #7 · answered by ravish2006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!awwwwwww this was funny!!!! this family is terrible!!!!!!
2007-04-06 01:51:06 · answer #8 · answered by Miss 21 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!! That one is great hell yeah!!! ROFLMFAO!!!
2007-04-06 01:59:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry...didn't smile x
2007-04-06 01:49:04 · answer #10 · answered by x yasmine x 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋