Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, a gang of raiders' efforts at disabling the internal security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash and valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered throughout the bank.
The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio-tape system, one said, "At least we'll get a bit to eat," The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding.
The process continued until all the safes were opened. They found not one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.
Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.
The newspaper headline read: IRELAND'S LARGEST SP--M BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING.
2007-04-05 20:59:27 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well hasn`t that just put me off my pudding!!!
Loved it
10/10*
Tink xxx
2007-04-06 12:41:19 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-07 08:57:16 · answer #2 · answered by mathison 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is hillarious Irish, good start to the day. 10/10+star
2007-04-05 23:53:45 · answer #3 · answered by newciderman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are funny man! Have you ever thought about being a stand up comedian? I could be your agent!
2007-04-05 23:20:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
try cream of mushroom soup instead of vanilla pudding if you want it to be real funny
2007-04-05 21:06:47 · answer #5 · answered by Ta Dah! 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Good one but I am pleased that I read this after breakfast, porridge has just lost its appeal.
2007-04-05 21:42:41 · answer #6 · answered by Clive 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
its the way you tellem loved it 10/10
2007-04-06 11:27:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one there. Kind of saw it coming but still a good joke
2007-04-05 21:12:32 · answer #8 · answered by TDN 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
could see it coming but a good early morning clean joke keep em coming
2007-04-05 21:03:37 · answer #9 · answered by dunrockin404 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahah this is funny! ;) 10/10
2007-04-06 19:19:50 · answer #10 · answered by Erina♣Liszt's Girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋