Last Night Out?

Question

Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel.

The Madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager, "Go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two are so old and drunk, I'm not wasting two of my girls on them. They won't know the difference."

The manager does as he is told and the two old men go upstairs and take care of their business. As they are walking home the first man says, "You know, I think my girl was dead!"

"Dead?" says his friend, "Why would you say that?"

"Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her."

His friend says, "I think mine was a witch."

"A witch, why the hell would you say that?"

"Well, I was making love to her, kissing her on the neck, and I gave her a little bite, then she farted and flew out the window."

Answer 1

omg omg omg i pissed myself laughing at this one. THANKS!!!!!!!!!

Answer 2

Revenge.........?
A little boy about 12 years old is walking down the street dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of "a house of ill repute" and knocked on the door.
When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted.
He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside.
I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it.
The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked.
He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?"
Of course the Madam said "No".
The boy said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber - THAT'S the girl I want."
Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right.
He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him.

Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door.
The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"
He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a
baby-sitter.
After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the disease that I just caught.

When Mum and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll give her one in the car and he'll catch the disease.
Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mum will go to bed and have sex, and Mum will catch it.
In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mum and catch the disease,
and HE'S the prick who ran over my
FROG!"!!!!!!!

Answer 3

Monday nighttime uncooked replaced into solid. WQ2: definite WQ3: loved each and every second! WQ4: definite, he will make an outstanding heel and really PIN Triple H WQ5: Sucked! WQ6: reason side is Rated R! BQ : lol, i do not innovations

Answer 4

Ha Ha!lol! Funny! 10!

Answer 5

OMG!! LOL!! Very funny!! i think they did know the difference!! thanx for the laugh!

Answer 6

lol i love that!! Ift is sooo funny! OMG 10/10!!!

Answer 7

thats funny :D lol 10/10.

Answer 8

v.v. funny....u 2 cowlynz. Gd 1!

Answer 9

Lmao that was great!!! HaHa I will have to use that!

Answer 10

I dont get it

Answer 11

Good!