A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night
and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to
get
some
condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and
the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is
to know
about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family
pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time
and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
house and meets his girlfriend at
the door. "Oh, I'm
so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
offers to say
grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,
with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
girlfriend leans over and
whispers to the
boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your
father was a pharmacist."
2007-04-06 01:10:27 · 15 answers · asked by Atheism itself is your best shot at heaven !! 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I have to admit...this was good. Being a parent of a teen I can just imagine the look on this "poor boys" face and feel the emotions he was going thru. Can you imagine the "look" on Dad! I bet this man was steamin in his own juices knowing that he had actually helped this boy in choosing the "right condom"...lol. The mom sitting there at the dinner table "dumb founded" since she probably doesn't know yet on what is really going on. This was good..thankyou for sharing this..made my morning! Have a super day!
2007-04-06 01:22:35 · answer #1 · answered by shuggabhugga05 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that before, but it was a different twist. The one I heard has nothing to do with condoms, just candy and flowers and the boy explaining his plan of action to the clerk/father.
2007-04-06 08:15:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! Ha Ha! Busted! Funny! 10!
2007-04-06 08:12:39 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whoops is the understatement of the year. Think he got any? Dinner I mean
2007-04-06 08:17:54 · answer #4 · answered by biscuitperifrank 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So Funny!! *giggles* Do you think he can take the condoms back and get his money?!? (from a nother Rx!!!)
2007-04-06 08:22:03 · answer #5 · answered by Cori 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Isn't It Ironic?
2007-04-06 08:25:01 · answer #6 · answered by cowlynz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!! That is crazy I bet he didn't know what to do!! Lol
2007-04-06 09:19:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG he had a reason to z!!! that is soo funny i love it!!
2007-04-06 08:44:25 · answer #8 · answered by jamesinthepeach 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, it's nice one. i had heard it earlier, but it made a nice re-reading nevertheless.
2007-04-06 08:20:33 · answer #9 · answered by ravish2006 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats hilarious
2007-04-06 08:43:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋