A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with
her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through
the entrance. She's dressed in dirty jeans, a greasy T-shirt with
holes
In it and wearing flip-flops exposing her cracked and filthy toenails.
When she yells at the kids, she exposes her yellowed, crooked teeth
with more than a few missing.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice
children you've got there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they
ain't!
The oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the Hell
would
you think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike?"
No," replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe someone had sex
with
you twice
2007-04-06 00:56:07 · 9 answers · asked by ucglass 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahah! nice!
2007-04-06 00:59:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought this was very funny. Had not heard it before. It reminded me of another joke that is an oldie, but a goodie. Here it is: Blonde Jockey A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune, Stan, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.
2016-05-18 03:42:40 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. I've heard Wal-mart greeters say much worse than that. They are people too and when someone says something obnoxious to them why shouldn't they say something back.
2007-04-06 01:07:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-04-06 01:09:47 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How did u respond to the Walmart greeter? ;)-
2007-04-06 01:00:09 · answer #5 · answered by timcote7 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ouch!!! That was mean but funny as hell
2007-04-06 02:58:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA THAT'S AWESOME. Definetely retelling this one.
2007-04-06 00:59:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was awesome! How do you come up with this stuff?
2007-04-06 01:02:41 · answer #8 · answered by Modi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One!!! I've seen people like that!!! AAAHHHH!!
2007-04-06 00:59:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋