Jokes & Riddles - March 2007

where do they play soccer in hamburg whats the name of the stadium?

2007-03-28 15:24:50 · 4 answers · asked by Saм 2

When you hear the news of a fire, you hear a reporter saying: "2 people die, blah blah, 4-alarm fire" what do they mean by 4 alarm or other number fire alarm?

2007-03-28 15:19:39 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

this girls father is in debt and is about to lose the farm. the banker tells him that he will call off the debt if his daughter marries him. she told him this idea she had. she said they will go to the river that has white rocks and black rocks. she will put one of each color in a bag and randomly choose one. if she chose the white rock, she will marry him and that will pay off the debt. if she chose the black rock she will not have to marry him and the debt will be called off. so they went to the river. the banker put two rocks in a bag but they were both white. the daughter saw him but didnt want to say anything because that might upset him and they might lose the farm and that is not an option. so how could she get out of this situation with out revealing that he cheated and without marrying him

2007-03-28 15:13:32 · 24 answers · asked by tiffany a 3

wat is an oxy Moron? please tell me quick

2007-03-28 15:12:35 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

Whats bigger than god. Meaner than the devil. THe poor have it. The rich need it and If you eat it you die.

2007-03-28 15:10:33 · 21 answers · asked by SweetBitch 2

make me laugh and u win...tell a jokee

2007-03-28 14:59:52 · 48 answers · asked by name. 5

what is the diffrence between a drunk and a alchoholic?☺♪♫♥

2007-03-28 14:59:47 · 12 answers · asked by Rachel<3 6

2007-03-28 14:59:29 · 11 answers · asked by schlepp 2

On ur tummy, left side, right side, or ur back?

2007-03-28 14:57:41 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

After numerous rounds of, "We don't even know if Osama is still alive," Osama himself decided to send George W. a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.

Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message:

370HSSV-0773H

Bush was baffled, so he typed it out and emailed it to Colin Powell. Colin and his aides had no clue either so they sent it to the CIA. No one could solve it so it went to the NSA and then to MIT and NASA and the Secret Service.

Eventually they asked Canada's RCMP for help. The RCMP cabled the White House:
"Tell the President he is looking at the message upside down!"

2007-03-28 14:55:54 · 20 answers · asked by Tom 4

2007-03-28 14:53:37 · 12 answers · asked by SweetBitch 2

♥ star thiz question if u like it or if u think its stupid but dont leave a smart mouf comment ♥

2007-03-28 14:51:26 · 8 answers · asked by =) 3

first person to get the right answer gets best answer

You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?

2007-03-28 14:41:26 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."

THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE,SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.

THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT...I'M GETTING A FAX!!



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2007-03-28 14:31:14 · 7 answers · asked by Sangy . 4

Which one of you nailed his foot to the floor???? I MEAN he's just carrying his pajamas in each hand just going round and round and round and round.....and I wanna know who did it???

2007-03-28 14:30:29 · 7 answers · asked by Betsy 7

could you text me some of his jokes?

2007-03-28 14:28:15 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

ok first i have to say my last questien i had these same jokes and i said all these jokes were inopropiet but i meant to say they WERE apropiate not inopropiate..i feel really bad so i deleted that questien to reduce risk of being reported...thats really bugging me..did this ever happen to you?
whatever here are the jokes

how do you know carrots are good for you?

what bow never ties?

what do you call a baby whale?


again i am soooo sorry for the mistake...i feel really bad..these jokes are apropiate...

2007-03-28 14:22:38 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

ok, the tooth fairy a smart blonde and a brunett find a 20 dollar bill on the ground who picks it up first?........

2007-03-28 14:12:58 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-03-28 14:11:38 · 18 answers · asked by Colleen! 2

Preferably one liners that are clean and witty. No sexual jokes please. I need them for a speech for an organization Im am running for office in.

2007-03-28 14:02:29 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

None. Ice cream doesn't have bones!

2007-03-28 14:01:51 · 12 answers · asked by Retodd 3

One of its legs are both the same.

2007-03-28 14:00:55 · 13 answers · asked by Retodd 3

How do you get rid of a bad wife?

Hint: think old comedians

2007-03-28 13:59:49 · 33 answers · asked by The Chairman Of Jazzy Films 3

I alread have the one about the family reunion I need about 3 more. PLEASE REPLY
you can make up your own
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thank yall!!

2007-03-28 13:55:33 · 2 answers · asked by Xx_Booty_Shakin_Cheerleader_xX 1

WANNA RIDE BIKES?

2007-03-28 13:50:47 · 26 answers · asked by Retodd 3

Riddle... can you figure it out?
Find the error. It's impossible!

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Did you know that 80% of UCSD students could not find the error above? Repost this with the title "what's wrong here", and when you click "post bulletin", the answer will be really obvious

2007-03-28 13:47:58 · 8 answers · asked by joe 2

2007-03-28 13:40:18 · 7 answers · asked by deepa P 1

IF you can solve these 3 riddles i will give u best answer and you will have the right to say your smart. Here they go.


Riddle 1.
What medicane heals all wounds?

Riddle 2.
Tall I am young,
Whilst short i am old.
With life i bring fire, the howling wind
is my foe.
What am I?

Riddle 3.
What can be as sharp as a sword,
Or as nice as a rose. You can take back this,
With it you could hurt many or help save a life.
It will help you enter either heaven or hell. What is it?

2007-03-28 13:39:26 · 12 answers · asked by littletaz499r 1

Find the error. It's impossible!

AAA
BBB
CCC
DDD
EEE
FFF
GGG
HHH
III
JJJ
KKK
LLL
MMM
NNN
OOO
PPP
QQQ
RRR
SSS
TTT
UUU
VVV
WWW
XXX
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Did you know that 80% of UCSD students could not find the error above? Repost this with the title "what's wrong here", and when you click "post bulletin", the answer will be really obvious

2007-03-28 13:35:12 · 19 answers · asked by Swimmergirl 2

the title pretty much says it all

2007-03-28 13:33:50 · 23 answers · asked by darkwolf145 1