How do you get rid of a bad wife?
Hint: think old comedians
2007-03-28 13:59:49 · 33 answers · asked by The Chairman Of Jazzy Films 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My answer was get rodney dangerfield to tell an example of a bad wife joke while standing next to your wife, and voila, but I want to hear yours
2007-03-28 14:07:46 · update #1
sew her mouth shut. tie her up. put her in the basement. buy 50000 rats. set them free in the basement. buy 5000 gallons of corrosive acid. dump it all in the basement. buy a cardboard box till you can get a new house becuase you disintegrated your old house while trying to get rid of your bad wife.
or divorce.
and that is good advice good advice. good advice costs nothing but it's worth the price.
2007-03-28 14:07:30 · answer #1 · answered by ummmcolleen 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
And how is this a riddle?. I think that you're looking for a funny answer to your question. Unfortunately, there are no funny answers to this question, there are just bitter, insane, or realistic answers. Here's one of them: DON'T GET MARRIED! EVER!
2007-03-28 14:07:59 · answer #2 · answered by mrquestion 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get another 'bad' wife. They will both leave now!
2007-03-28 14:23:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wife beater t-shirt.
2007-03-28 14:02:36 · answer #4 · answered by K_Seeks4Answers 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Win the lottery.
2007-03-28 14:03:16 · answer #5 · answered by Bu Tran 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I heard Rodney Dangerfield say this one liner..."Take my wife.....PLEASE!!"
2007-03-28 14:02:14 · answer #6 · answered by Putter B 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Throw a possum with rabies at her
2007-03-28 14:02:18 · answer #7 · answered by OneLove 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1)sell her on eBay
2)put her in a garge sale
3)flush her down the toilet
4)eat her bit by bit
2007-03-28 14:03:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
By eating garlic everyday
2007-03-28 14:02:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Buy footed pajamas and a cape, schooch your feet around everywhere you go and shock her constantly saying "I AM JESUS !"
2007-03-28 14:13:46 · answer #10 · answered by monarchicalabdication 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋